gordon porlock, secret warlock

elliot kwabena • he/him, 23 • yikelliot on ao3 • in love with character •

[mastersoverminds-6]

Let's have an argument, but every time you try to make a point, I turn the vibrator inside you to maximum.

[nazemmalove]

sorry but this is so crashtos

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[hungrymilliek]

Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.

GitHub - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool: A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verificat

A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[urkuri]

VIA THE LEFT VENTRICLE

[bambicest]

— margaret atwood, speeches for doctor frankenstein

[lazybakerart]

ruben wanting more than anything to have a kept woman at home who he can provide for and care for and love and do everything for as long as she stays put not realizing that's literally niall, who's already a kept man at home who he's already providing for and caring for and loving and doing everything for and would be so happy to stay put just for him.

[oneshortdamnfuse]

Season 1 Ending: Trinity Santos invites her homeless coworker who she just met to live rent free in her apartment.

Season 2 Ending: Trinity Santos invites her lonely coworker to get drinks and sing karaoke so she won’t be alone on July 4th

And the fandom rabidly hates her and thinks she’s the worst most evil person to ever exist.

[sh5]

eager

[bbvmp-deactivated20260520]

I hope s3 of the pitt's shift will be during halloween

[bbvmp-deactivated20260520]

I hope s3 of the pitt's shift will be during halloween

[roobydoos]

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[emizzso]

girls who are head over heals for each other and are going to be okay

[emziess]

Whitaker: Makes a sarcastic comment Robby: 😊😍😃

[rugbypolycule]

the pitt is yet another exercise in watching white people use language they don't understand because WHY is everyone saying 'i finna' when it's 'i'm finna' 😭 you look a mess

[mndvx]

NCUTI GATWA in THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (2025)