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what’s happening my man’s, catch me saving six drafts here and immediately jumping back onto @toprovoke
femlette !
“ Hell yeah! “ It likely went without saying that Wendy was already bouncing off to lead her towards said cesspool of pussy. “ I’m positive there’s, like, kittens somewhere nearby, too. “
“ sweet --- is it far? ” she smiles. see, thing is, isobel isn’t truly that into cats, she’s into having stuff to do in order to fill her time. as far as cats go, her family cat is enough for her. another thing, though, is that she had never experienced kittens first hand, and as well as finding stuff to do, isobel loves when that stuff is new stuff. kittens are the newest. “ i’m actually kinda, like... psyched for this. ”
femlette !!
( @ruiningsummer ) – wendy !!
“ I don’t mean to brag, but.. —three cats came up to me today on my walk and I didn’t even have to break out the tuna cans. “
“ man, i haven’t seen a cat in days. ” isobel sighs --- shit’s sad. “ could you show me were you found this cat summoning pool? feel like it’s what i need right now. ”
“I’m not sure you’re right.”
LADYBIRD !
“ no, i - i think i am. i actually have a track record of being right, actually, so— ” isobel stammered and rolled change out onto her open palm. she was in fact wrong about the price of a bus ticket and was also in the process of holding up the sea of people behind her waiting to get on said bus. god forbid someone tell her she’d gotten the price wrong. it was more the flush of embarrassment and being caught of guard than her being politely informed (she was only hit with the ‘i’m not sure you’re right’ instead of the ‘you dumb idiot’ shabang) that she had made a miscalculation. “ and i don’t mean that in an i’m bigheaded kind of way, cuz i’m not, i’m just a - FUCK! ” this is where the mountain of change falls to the floor. she’s feeling a bit of a mess and now there’s a puddle of quarters on the ground to prove it.
“Do you think I look like I’m from London?”
LADYBIRD !
“ if you ignore the fact i’ve met very few from london, and yeah. you look considerably more like you’re from london than anyone i’ve ever met.” isobel smiles and let out a shrug, she’s speaking from a place of absolutely nowhere; speaking for the sake of answering a question, really. it’s not in a particularly uninterested way more than it is isobel having no preconceptions about what anyone who came from london looked like (par the queen herself). she was here to scrape by on the precious little information she had. “ maybe it’s the glasses? ”
@stillhavespots replied to you post
……… ciara why would u follow me if ur looking for a sophisticated time……… i cnatn believe this
you know what liene.......................... unfuckingfollowed
plot with me or send me a meme ! i’m just looking for a...... good and sophisticated time over here
Lady Bird sentence starters
100 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: cussing, sexual themes
“Do you think I look like I’m from [insert city/state/country]?”
“You don’t have to do that.”
“Well, we don’t have to constantly be entertaining ourselves, do we?”
“I wish I could live through something.”
“I’m sorry I’m not perfect.”
“No one’s asking you to be perfect. Just ‘considerate’ would do.”
“I don’t even wanna go to school in this state anyway.”
“Did you even know that? No, of course you don’t, because you don’t think about anybody but yourself.”
“So, you’re telling me that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you?”
“I wanna go where culture is, like New York, or at least Connecticut… or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods.”
“You couldn’t even get into those schools anyway. You can’t even pass your driver’s test.”
“Wait until you hear his love story. It will make you swoon.”
“You have a performative streak, I think.”
“I’m not sure you’re right.”
“If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard.”
“See, why don’t I look like that?”
“Yeah, just once I’d like to have the song “New York Groove” playing and feel like it really applies to my life.”
“Don’t be a Republican.”
“Did you know toothpastes is basically ineffective? It’s like sucking on a mint.”
“Do you think that _____ and _____ have sex on the pullout couch?”
“Eggs aren’t good for the environment anyway.”
“Hey, I’m like Keith Richards. I’m just happy to be anywhere.”
“That’s something that rich people do. We’re not rich.”
“Because it’s not important to be right. It’s only important to be true.”
“You’ll have to show me how to use them.”
“I just remembered, I had a dream about you.”
“I think it’s kind of scary, but… I also love it.”
“_____, how long will this hold us?”
“Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you?”
“Should we go home?”
“Pick a star for us.”
“You know you can touch my boobs, right?”
“It’s just that I respect you too much for that.”
“I respect you so much because… I love you.”
“That’s pretentious, don’t you think?”
“It’s normal to not touch a penis.”
“I think we’re done with the learning portion of high school.”
“I hate being alone.”
“You were being passive-aggressive. You are so infuriating.”
“Trust me, I know talent when I see it.”
“I can’t feel my arms.”
“If _____ and I get married, and then his grandma died, I’d inherit the dream house.”
“I wasn’t flirting.”
“Sex is not a big deal. It’s just my mom called me during it.”
“What you do is very baller. You’re very anarchist.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna snitch on you.”
“Government didn’t have to put tracking devices on us. We bought them and put them on ourselves.”
“What do you want from me?”
“My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas.”
“Can you not tell anyone, please?”
“I’m so sorry about everything. I’m so ashamed of all of it.”
“Don’t worry. I won’t tell. It’s okay.”
“Who do you turn to when you feel this way?”
“No, don’t be sorry. There’s no wrong answer.”
“You’re actually fucking evil. What is wrong with you?”
“I’m trying as much as possible not to participate in our economy. I don’t like money.”
“I don’t wanna have sex yet. I haven’t had sex yet.”
“When do you think is a normal time to have sex?”
“Money is not life’s report card.”
“Being successful doesn’t mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you’re successful.”
“But that doesn’t mean that you’re happy.”
“Isn’t there a thing, like, “think globally, act locally”?”
“I’m sorry that you’re jealous.”
“You can’t do anything unless you’re the center of attention, can you?”
“Yeah. Well, you know your mom’s tits, they’re fake. They’re totally fake.”
“Just because something looks ugly doesn’t mean it’s morally wrong.”
“Whatever we give you, it’s never enough.”
“Well, I highly doubt you will be able to get a job good enough to do that.”
“I don’t even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that.”
“You lied. You’re a liar. I hate dishonesty.”
“Are we still friends?”
“I’m ready. I’m ready to have sex.”
“Nothing you’re saying is making any sense.”
“We deflowered each other. We have each other’s flowers.”
“Yeah, I thought you slept with, like, six people.”
“I just had a whole experience that was wrong.”
“Look, you’re deciding to be upset.”
“Don’t be mad at me for this. It’s stupid. You can’t be mad at me for something I have no control over.”
“I just wanted it to be special.”
“You’re gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.”
“I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time?”
“Different things can be sad. It’s not all war.”
“You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity?”
“Whatever you’re up to, it’s not gonna end well.”
“But that’s why I think with me, you’ll find something different.”
“Don’t you think they are maybe the same thing? Love and attention?”
“Why can’t I look like the girls in the magazines?”
“Why can’t you say I look nice?”
“I thought you didn’t even care what I think?”
“Okay, I’m sorry. I was telling you the truth. You want me to lie?”
“I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.”
“Even you deserve better than this.”
“Why are you crying?”
“Some people just aren’t built happy, you know.”
“I wanted it so badly, but then I found that when it happened… I-I really like dry humping much more.”
“I’m gonna miss the fuck out of you.”
“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have gone behind your back.”
“I know I can lie and not be a good person, but… please, _____. Please. I’m so sorry.”
“Just… please! Talk to me!”
“But I wanted to tell you… I love you. Thank you. I’m… Thank you.”
because of who i am as a person, i have changed my theme after only doing a theme two days ago
Warm Bodies sentence starters
100 starters feel free to change gender pronouns
“What am I doing with my life?”
“My posture is terrible. I should stand up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up straighter.”
“Why can’t I connect with people?”
“I shouldn’t be so hard on myself. I mean, we’re all dead. This girl is dead. That guy’s dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead.”
“I wish I could introduce myself, but I don’t remember my name anymore.”
“I have a hard time piecing together how this whole apocalypse thing happened.”
“At some point you just give up, I guess. You lose all hope. After that, there’s no turning back.”
“Oh, man, gross… Stop. Stop! Don’t pick at it! You’re making it worse!”
“I don’t wanna be this way. I’m lonely. I’m lost. I mean, I’m literally lost. I’ve never been in this part of [insert location] before.”
“Traveling in packs just kind of makes sense, especially when everyone and their grandmother is trying to shoot you in the head all the time.”
“God, we move slow.”
“This could take a while.”
“No one believes in a cure anymore, _____.”
“Corpses look human, they are not. They do not think. They do not bleed. Whether they were your mother or your best friend, they are beyond your help. They are uncaring, unfeeling, incapable of remorse.”
“You have an obligation to return to us safely.”
“Hey, _____, you gonna help us out or what?”
“We can’t just bail. We have orders.”
“Take some Prozac. Maybe that’ll cheer you up.”
“You’re being paranoid, okay?”
“Aim for their heads!”
“Now, I’m not proud of this. In fact, I’d appreciate it if you’d look away for a moment.”
“I don’t like hurting people, but this is the world now.”
“I’m sorry, I just can’t help it.”
“I don’t wanna hurt you. I just wanna feel what you felt.”
“_____…. I think I love you… Say something. Don’t just say nothing.”
“I like that you remember that kind of stuff. If we don’t, then it will just all be gone. Y’know?”
“The world is so messed up.”
“_____, where are you? Answer me!”
“I don’t know what I’m doing. What’s wrong with me?”
“Why do I have to be so weird?”
“Alright. Maybe I could’ve thought this through a little more.”
“_____’s idea of saving humanity is to build a really big concrete box, put everyone in it, and then wait at the door with guns until we grow old and die.”
“Well, _____, without the wall, we would be eating brains now instead of rice.”
“Hey. It’s gonna be okay.”
“I need a different approach. Okay, here we go. Don’t be creepy.”
“Don’t be creepy.”
“Please leave me alone.”
“Why me? Why did you save me?”
“Well, then you’re just gonna go and have to get me some food.”
“Please? I’d be very grateful for some food.”
“Oh, no. Stop staring. You’re acting weird again.”
“I can’t remember the last time I had a beer.”
“This date is not going well. I wanna die all over again.”
“I wanna go home, _____.”
“I’ve never, ever heard a corpse talk before.”
“What’s with all the vinyl? Couldn’t figure out how to work an iPod?”
“There you go again. Shrugging. Stop shrugging, shrugger. It’s a very noncommittal gesture.”
“These are really cool records. How’d you get all these?”
“It’s not like I’m not sad that he’s gone. Because I am. But I think I’ve been preparing for it for a really long time.”
“Man, it must be nice to sleep. I wish I could.”
“You said a few days. It’s been a few days, _____.”
“Jesus, I’m freezing.”
“Maybe these houses have food.”
“Oh, cool! Look what they have. I haven’t seen one of these in forever.”
“It’s important to preserve memories, y’know? Especially now that the world’s on its way out.”
“Everything you see, you may be seeing for the last time.”
“If he saw you, he would’ve just shot you in the head, and you’d just be gone.”
“These clothes are soaking still. I’m gonna lay them out to dry.”
“You know, we try to be better. Sometimes we kind of suck at it.”
“You’re a good person, _____.”
“I mean, I… I guess I kinda knew that.”
“If you guys could pick any job in the world, pretend that everything was totally different, what would you wanna do?”
“I think someday someone’s gonna figure out this whole thing and exhume the whole world.”
“Are you actually dreaming right now?”
“Well, you can be whatever you want.”
“It’s hopeless. This is what I get for wanting more.”
“It’s easier not to feel. Then I wouldn’t have to feel like this.”
“_____, are you sure nothing bit you?”
“Do I look infected to you, _____?”
“I thought I lost you.”
“I’m gonna forget about her, just like I forgot about everything else.”
“We are changing, I think.”
“I have to explain what’s happening before it’s too late. I have to… Oh, no.”
“I’ve gotta tell you something. It’s actually kinda weird. Please don’t freak out.”
“Like, I wish the internet was still working so I could just look up whatever it is that’s wrong with you.”
“I’m glad you’re back.”
“Have sweet dreams about your zombie.”
“You can’t just do that. It’s dangerous.”
“_____, shut up! I’m trying to sleep!”
“Jesus, _____, are you crazy?”
“If they see you, you’ll get killed. Do you understand that?”
“Are you talking to yourself?”
“Okay, seriously, _____, what is going on out here?”
“I actually missed you.”
“Come on, we better get you inside.”
“You’re safe here tonight, _____. After that, I don’t know what we’re gonna do.”
“You could be twenty-something, but you could also be a teenager. You know, you have one of those faces.”
“Why did you come here, _____?”
“_____, no one here is ever gonna buy that.”
“Well, what other choice do we have, _____?”
“No matter what, we stay together.”
“What is going on? What is all this?”
“This is gonna sound really crazy, but I think the dead are coming back to life.”
“What’s happening is that every day there are more of them and less of us.”
“Thing don’t get better. Things get worse. People get bit, then they get infected, and then I shoot them in the head.”
“You’re not gonna shoot me.”
“We can fix all this. We can start over.”
“It was scary at first, but every great thing starts out a little scary, doesn’t it?”
“Just pick one. Whatever you want.”
“You don’t want your old life back?”
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“ kacey musgraves is the hot county girlfriend i need right now. grandma cried when i pierced my nose, like, that’s hot, right? ”
missingbruises !
“the past is crippling regardless of stupidity. people drink it away, find solace in the bottom of whatever blend burns it to ash the most. which is funny, isn’t it? we all die ‘nd anything stupid we’ve done disappears with the rest of our memories. so why care now? why let it destroy you?”
“ i’m sure it isn’t crippling for everyone. that’s too many people --- kinda sounds crazy extra, doesn’t it? like, yeah i’m embarrassed by everything i’ve ever done, but i don’t need to die for it all to go away. ”
OPEN
“ you know, sometimes i feel like i’ve secretly been the biggest idiot in the world this entire time. like, how are you supposed to know something like that? it just hits you, like everything you’ve ever done ... ---- idiot. it’s kind of funny till you realise how cripplingly depressing it is. ”
@codedsarcasm ❤ ’d
“ can i just say, people who stand for the duration of their shower are without a doubt braver than the us marines. ” she blinks and turns to face the recipient of her shower thoughts. “ ----- like, just a thought. ”
@emborn ❤ 'd
“ hey ----- sorry. i feel crazy awkward asking, but i’ve caught myself without cash and i’ve got this, like, killer headache. there’s no chance you have painkillers or anything? ” isobel rubs at her eye and forces a smile out. “ probably shouldn’t be asking a stranger for any kind of drugs, should i really? ”
i love starting a blog when i’m about to go to the airport and so can’t be active at all. i’ll be back online at either 2am or tomorrow so like this for a starter
the sun’s out forever and isobel martin is RUINING SUMMER written by ciara