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medievalsquire

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly

would-you-punt-them

I am curious: what do you think made all the Madoka fans want to punt Kyubey? Like, do you have any predictions on what’s gonna happen later in the series?

i kinda assumed he just had an annoying voice or smth

but like??? he's fine??????

he's cute and polite and helpful??

i mean seriously just look at him

would-you-punt-them

he belongs in a woodchipper

cottoncandylesbo

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

rabbitmotifs

miquellakind

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

orcboxer

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

pangur-and-grim

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

pangur-and-grim

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

kholdseid

petewentz-

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

rainyydoves

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

rainyydoves

why don't you calm down. and look at the little auk.

fulda-gap-express

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

fulda-gap-express

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

luidilovins

grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

prof-grace-aspen

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

greelin

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

greelin

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

vetchtibbles

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

teacupsandcyanide

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

kidzbopdeathgrips

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

kidzbopdeathgrips

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight