*Call connected!
Ling: Ed!
Edward: What do you want? I’m busy.
Ling: I just need your help for a sec.
Edward: With what?
Ling: There’s this riddle in this new DLC for my all time favorite game and I can’t figure it out.
Edward: Uhuh.
Ling: It’s a chemistry joke I don’t get, and I don’t want to look it up.
Edward: Well, let the master on the case.
Ling: It’s, ‘what do you say when someone asks if you want to hear a chemistry joke?’
Edward:
Ling: Ed?
Edward:
Ling: Helloo, earth to Ed—
Edward: It’s sodium.
Ling: …Kay.
Ling:
Ling: Hey, you got it right!
Edward: I need to know who made this game.
Ling: It’s some lady named Hiromi Arakawa. Why?
Edward: I need to send her hate mail.
Ling: Wait, don’t—
*Call disconnected.
