Eating Tea And Dunking Crumpers

Chelsea Instagram: littlekingtrash_mouth,

[retrogamingblog2]

[flamedecal-deactivated20170603]

[sailorbrazil]

Goo goo

[wormp]

ga ga

[freakonakaleesh]

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

[freakonakaleesh]

who the hell is jeff bezos

[freakonakaleesh]

sugondese nuts

[holly-rose12]

Forget to switch accounts???

[freakonakaleesh]

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[steven-scribbleverse]

[lesbianshepard]

[quasi-normalcy]

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

[cillianmurphy]

chaotic

[reginaldqueribundus]

god I love Mark Hamill so much [x]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[andy-coria]

I'm still a nostalgic hoe for Obsidian so i made these little edits sorry 🖤🌸🖤🌸

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

absolutely

[cezarywho]

[localtiktoks]

Me trying to find a club penguin boyfriend at 6pm on a school night

[luisonte]

[machetelanding]

Boys will be boys

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[petal-metal-blog]

OH HI yeah i just reblogged the old picture of my shoes

so here’s a new one WITHOUT THE ANKLE BRACELET 

l o l

[mukuharakazui]

this post feels like it’s from an alternate futuristic dimension

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[birdmonster13]

for anybody who forgot