A definitive ranking of Rumple hotness
1. Season 6 Rumple:
Short hair, don’t care. Sorry guys I don’t make the rules. That haircut is the best thing that ever happened to me.
2. Season 1 Rumple:
The OG. So slim he’d give you a paper cut if you hugged him and you wouldn’t dare. King of colorful shirts and ties. The one we all picture in fanfic.
3. Season 3 Rumple:
GOOOOOLDSTILTSKIN
4. Season 7 Rumple Weaver:
This guy fucks.
5. Season 2 Rumple:
Doing his best cohabitating after centuries alone Rumple. A true cutie.
6. Season 4 Rumple:
So dark and yet so hot
7. Season 5 Rumple:
Still hot but there was something weird going on with his hair and he didn’t change clothes all season.
There are no unattractive Rumples. They are all valid. But I like to rank things.
I love his floof too much to never not be dramatic about the haircut but I will be honest. Short haired Rumple is NOT as bad as some make him out to be (reminds me of Hamish a lil :3)
S1 and 2 are my fave looks personally but I really adore this picture of him. Anyone know which season it’s from?
That pic is from the season 6 premiere and is the terrible wig they made him wear for like 3 episodes before they wrote the haircut in.

















