My Name Is Wet Surprise

24 they/them; In Obey Me Hell

[rumpledorf]

Momo is a steel bender

[slowtovvn]

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

[zoobus]

Highly recommend clicking the link to understand why your state got ranked as what

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animentality]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[bisexualspongebob]

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

[shounenchild]

[howlingwolf23]

Reddit just discovered color theory

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[lavender-lily]

[lionfloss]

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[apas-95]

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[goddamnshinyrock]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[duckdotcom]

i’m in so much debt

[depsidase]