Runner, knitter, geek

Primarily a fitness blog, but will likely contain various other 'fandoms' including, but not limited to: knitting, tv shows, and random geekery. I am training for the zombie apocalypse.

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

[dorothygale]

[runnerknittergeek]

Amelia gives me Trump vibes, what with the I can do whatever I want as Person In Charge of Country attitude.

[littlechinesedoll]

Kevin Conroy on Inside of You podcast with Michael Rosenbaum [ x ]

[wearepaladin]

Rest in peace, Dark Knight.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The hero we needed

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: Every time I’m confronted with a problem that makes me feel desperate and helpless, I look at this photo of all of us together.

Team Abel: Awww-

Five: And I think, if I can survive these assholes sending me out on literal suicide missions because even though I’m stupid as hell I’m still more capable than any of them, then I can handle any problem.

Team Abel:

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Do you enjoy doing math?"

"I do not."

"How about live improv?"

"Not at all."

"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"

"...keep talking."

[nostrilshairs]

was watching a scene from singin in the rain on youtube and

fucking wheezing

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

[vanshira]

did you write this notice for the belugas or

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

[vidtape]

this person just took a shovel to my face

[ironychan]

If my stash makes me bourgeois then you're just going to have to guillotine me.

[musingsofahistorymajor]

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

[little-scribblers-heart]

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

[theabigailthorn]

I know that skinny jeans are supposed to be for old ladies now, but like… I’m six foot one, I have small hips and long legs, I just look better in them???

[assassinationtipsforladies]

I’m half convinced Trends in jeans are a psy-op to make sure women hate themselves. You’ll have about two years out of twenty where the style that looks great on you is actually in season. I’m six feet tall, pear-shaped and have a pronounced tummy, so naturally as a teen in the late-90’s/early-oughts I just thought I was hideous because my choice of jeans was low rise or ultra low rise. One time we were visiting my grandparents who were depression babies and never threw anything out so I discovered my mom’s high waist flares from the seventies and was just like “holy shit, do I actually look cute…. In jeans?????? Is that allowed” she’d even got them from the Navy surplus store and hemmed them just by turning up the hem, not cutting any of the length so I could even let out the hem and they were long enough

It’s a scam, a scam I tell you. Everyone should just wear whatever jeans look nice on them (I will say things have gotten better since in early oughts in that you can now usually find multiple styles of jeans in the store, it’s not just “do you want to expose just your belly button, or would you also like to expose some of your public bone”)

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

Okay I may be an idiot but I spent ages trying to figure out which bone you meant by “public bone” before I realized you mistyped pubic bone.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

I mean to be fair to you, in 2003 it was very much a public bone

[everythingfox]

Friendship with sun started

(via)

[luisonte]

Cuanto tiempo libre tiene la gente

[preludeinz]

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

[prismatic-bell]

Hey old people of Tumblr (like....probably 60+ here, this is a long-dying art and I'm painfully aware), I need help with a life skill.

My nieces are at summer camp right now and my sister asked me to write to them. I remember my mom writing to me at camp, but only in a very abstract way where I remember getting a letter once in awhile but not what they said.

.....I haven't actually written a letter, like a full-on proper half-page minimum we're-socializing-this-isn't-a-business-letter, to anyone since I was thirteen. And while I did, technically, write my older niece a couple of letters right after she was born, they were more "you'll read these in many years but here's what's happening right now, in 2008, while you're an infant." There was no expectation of her reading them in just a few days.

How do you write a letter???

[alarajrogers]

I’m 50-ish but I remember how to write a letter.

You start with “Dear {niece name},” at the top.

Then you just talk about whatever you wanna talk about. Ask them how things are going at camp. Have they made any friends? How bad are the mosquitoes, anyway? Has anyone gotten a sunburn? How’s the food? Are you learning stuff?

Tell them whatever news about your life is appropriate for their age and your relationship. Tell them some cool shit you learned. Tell them what you’re looking forward to.

Stay upbeat because they are kids and your nieces. Not the time to rant about Donald Trump even if they’re politically aware and hate the guy.

End with “Love, {your name}” prefixed with Aunt or Ankle or whatever title they call you, unless you feel very uncomfortable saying “Love” in which case you can say “Talk to you later” or “See you soon” or “Enjoy yourselves” or whatever.

[ralfmaximus]

Also! If you have access to a color printer, print out a few fun pictures from your phone and shove them in the envelope too. Just simple things like beloved pets, a selfie, the dumb squirrels emptying the bird feeder. Whatever you think would make them smile. Keep it personal; no internet memes or random tumblr pics.

Because kiddos at summer camp almost never get to use their phones and having pictures they can tape up in their bunk space or pass around like it’s 2005 is a hoot. 

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

“Your zipper’s open.”

“It’s my lawn.”

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[frogtennant]

Ten and Donna are himbo/lesbian solidarity I don't take criticism

[frogtennant]

I hadn’t even considered this you’re a genius

[gunpowderplusgelatine]

This isn't wrong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aliciavikander]

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

[wordshappensometimes]

Freya Allan (Cirilla), from Making the Witcher on Netflix

[post-collapse]

@cliffsecord