I've Come to Test the Timber of My Heart

“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From Neil Gaiman’s Conversation with Michael Chabon about creating Good Omens with Terry Pratchett: 

What we would do was we would talk plot each day on the phone for an hour, an hour and a half, make each other laugh, come up with great gags, talk about what we are going to do next, and then it was a mad dash to get to the next good bit before the other one could.

[catchymemes]

[opossummypossum]

yes

[ankle-beez]

[onevintagefuture]

I never saw the movie. Why didn’t the owl fly out?

[surprisebitch]

owl was living for the drama

[didyouknowmagic]

This movie was wonderfully written and im made we didn’t get a series like this out of it.

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[williamshakespearethings]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[bookwormingparty]

[ripe]

annekasvenskaofficial on ig

[candiikismet]

They woke up like “this my soooooong”

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[rusticstyle]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/503981014543896361/

[rusticstyle]

indigo everything

http://www.instagram.com/evakolenko/

[dpcphotography]

Irish Coast 🍀🌊

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[boredpanda]

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

[stayshreddedmyfriends]

Momma Bear

[dojacat]

[refurbthecat]

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Covered In Ducks, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Leading Duck Army Into Battle, Screaming

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[somecutething]

[andallshallbewell]