What I do is not up to you

Courtney. 26. Tired and Angry (but somebody should be)

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[lunarlockout]

She has 10 songs and 9 of them are about eating box. The other one is about moving to a different state to eat more box

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[thegirlinprague]

guys i figured it out

his time has come and we're getting involved

[mallalada]

how did you figure out you need glasses?

caution optometrist visit that turned out to be necessary

put on someone elses glasses and thought "OHHHH"

deduced it independently (everyone else can see the powerpoint etc)

something else? (tags!)

bald/no glasses/results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2024

[pseudophan]

posting this before nikki gets to it sorry nikki anyway this is fucking sending me

[transjudas]

Happy 5 years since coming out, @danielhowell! 🌈

[bruntalism]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

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[railroadreverie]

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[dissociated-identities-disorder]

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[antlershade]

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[cablll]

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[mousegirlheart]

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[crookedcasket]

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[wormgirlmagee]

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[vaspider]

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[tiredandlonelymuse]

Just wanted to say a special thank you to everyone on here who has found “The End” resonates with them. It’s like screaming in an empty room sometimes. I came back to tumblr when it all went down, because I think something special happens here. Like when someone sits at the edge of the couch and through your tears you say “please don’t watch me cry, but please don’t leave either.” This is the quiet space in between screaming observation and lethargic loneliness. It’s shared solitude. The platform gave me everything once upon a time, so many years ago. It felt right to return in my weakest moment. It was here that I could tell small fragmented truths about what I was going through, in my own baroque way. Thanks for keeping my secret until I was ready.

[xxfrankiesteinksxx]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[tinitiny]

my spotify just called me a slur

[predstrogen]

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

[maythray]

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

[marisatomay]

Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging

[marisatomay]

And I think to myself .. what a wonderful world

[marisatomay]

Adding “Mother Teresa could not beat these charges” to my vernacular posthaste