pressed flowers

if you know me no u dont | allegedly an astrophysics | ask me questions about space i will kiss you they/them or any if its in a funny way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when a browser loses old tabs and it's what the fuck those were heirlooms

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[runriverr]

I love this website so much twilight is so silly

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[runriverr]

Showed this to my partner and they just go “this is how I see you”

[runriverr]

I am so sleepy

[runriverr]

It’s real fucked up that my coworker is just like a mirror of me but 8 years ahead

[runriverr]

MILF!!!!!

Man I love working in fire tech bc I get to do arson for work :0 and also help the planet and do swe but in a not evil way

[laslloronas]

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

[laslloronas]

I wasnt kidding btw

THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF

[runriverr]

I want to go home

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[runriverr]

Used chatthew at work today- I crave a lobotomy

It was useful after hours of banging my head against a wall but I don’t wanna use it

[runriverr]

Also my friend calls chatgpt chatthew and now I have to stop myself from saying why are you asking chatthew at work- truly embarrass

[runriverr]

Need an air horn that goes off every time a coworker says just ask chat gpt like where is ur whimsy where is ur thinking where is WE WORK AT A CLIMATE SOLUTION COMPANY WHAT

[alleesaur]

it's ...! angelocaris!

[milk5]

Gambling is a method of using intelligence and intuition to manifest wealth

[literallymechanical]

I'm keeping an eye out for some kind of fresh discourse where I can use the fact that two of my great grandparents were cousins as a gotcha, because that makes for a terrible coworker anecdote but it still just barely falls under the category of "fun fact about me" and it's a shame that I never get to use it.

@ceausescue just put an Amish post on my dash, and that's pretty close, but I don't think "great grandma got off the boat and needed to have retroactively already been married real fast" quite fits in an argument about recessive genes in Pennsylvania.

[savouryduck]

i just wanna hear the story now. do you need me to manufacture some discourse that fits?

[literallymechanical]

I mean there's very little to the story beyond a good old-fashioned "you can be a citizen if you get married," with the twist that the only person she knew who made it to America was a cousin. We all needed to get the hell out of eastern europe real fast, and a girl's gotta do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[literallymechanical]

This was a good midnight-thirty post. I'm good and posting and I'm glad I posted this.

[runriverr]

Ur life is literally chaos- and I am so here for it

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[themythicalcodfish]

let’s burgle with mama