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when a browser loses old tabs and it's what the fuck those were heirlooms
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
I love this website so much twilight is so silly
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Showed this to my partner and they just go “this is how I see you”
I am so sleepy
It’s real fucked up that my coworker is just like a mirror of me but 8 years ahead
MILF!!!!!
Man I love working in fire tech bc I get to do arson for work :0 and also help the planet and do swe but in a not evil way
Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3
I wasnt kidding btw
THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF
I want to go home
my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc
Used chatthew at work today- I crave a lobotomy
It was useful after hours of banging my head against a wall but I don’t wanna use it
Also my friend calls chatgpt chatthew and now I have to stop myself from saying why are you asking chatthew at work- truly embarrass
Need an air horn that goes off every time a coworker says just ask chat gpt like where is ur whimsy where is ur thinking where is WE WORK AT A CLIMATE SOLUTION COMPANY WHAT
it's ...! angelocaris!
Gambling is a method of using intelligence and intuition to manifest wealth
I'm keeping an eye out for some kind of fresh discourse where I can use the fact that two of my great grandparents were cousins as a gotcha, because that makes for a terrible coworker anecdote but it still just barely falls under the category of "fun fact about me" and it's a shame that I never get to use it.
@ceausescue just put an Amish post on my dash, and that's pretty close, but I don't think "great grandma got off the boat and needed to have retroactively already been married real fast" quite fits in an argument about recessive genes in Pennsylvania.
i just wanna hear the story now. do you need me to manufacture some discourse that fits?
I mean there's very little to the story beyond a good old-fashioned "you can be a citizen if you get married," with the twist that the only person she knew who made it to America was a cousin. We all needed to get the hell out of eastern europe real fast, and a girl's gotta do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This was a good midnight-thirty post. I'm good and posting and I'm glad I posted this.
Ur life is literally chaos- and I am so here for it
I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”
let’s burgle with mama