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[steampunkforever]

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

[redavexat]

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[onlytiktoks]

[aniseandspearmint]

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

[jenn1fersbody]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[cpericardium]

[morbidology]

A hawk with an arrow pierced through its body.

[unteriors]

Country Villa Road, Ramona, California.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

How to fix worn steps so that you can trip on metal rather than stone, or a combination, thereof.

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

Woolworths