Putins Princess

Welcome to the shit show

[ambientwitch]

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

[for-southendgirls]

[mothcub]

Wearing a huge t-shirt in the house… that’s fashion baby

[hexxagons-deactivated20140531]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

who are they shooting at

[daiy]

copyrighted music claims

[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.

[beetlecirice]

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

[stability]

something to think about

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[hux-you-up-deactivated20201211]

me whenever a human being speaks to me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hiraethade]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Him: wow….fuck you’re so tight!

Me:

[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

[gunsandfireandshit]

Potion of make you fall down

[twitblr]

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[plaguegirll]

me standing in the vegetable aisle of my local supermarket waiting for them to stop playing abba so i can leave