Russia-Offical

I do not claim to be Russia itself, or Russian- I am simply being a silly goober with a hyperfixation

[russiarbehhehe]

INTRO

Привет, Welcome to Russia,

(I HAVE NO RELATION TO RUSSIA ITSELF)

Name: Call me Russ if ya wanna rlly get into character (or Starr)

pronouns: she/they

<___🇷🇺___>

This is just gonna be me messing around with other countries and officals

Tehe, give Russia a follow !!

[tesco-offical]

Day 12

[tesco-offical]

Deaths

@cool-text-offical

@russia-offical

@83-official

@jackfrost-offical

So after all that

The winner is...

No One

[russiarbehhehe]

Should I make art of what Russia did during the hunger games

[pepsi-offical]

Maybe other officals should know about me?

@shadow-dimension-offical @eldrich-horror-official @satan-offical @revenge-offical @ai-offical @art-offical @artist-offical @god-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tgirl-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @ao3-offical @japan-offical @usa-official-usa @russia-offical @communism-offical @soviet-offical @cia-offical @the-irs-offical @lemon-offical @birdie-offical @avocado-offical @towel-offical @tgirl-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @persephone-offical @hades-official @bill-cipher-offical @offical-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @following-every-offical @oldersister-offical @teeth-offical @phantom-scares @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @homosexuality-offical @arsenic-offical @cyanide-offical @lies-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical

[russiarbehhehe]

do we even still have you here??? *checks log book*

[frxnkiistein]

CHAT LETS BAKE A CAKE

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

cocoa powder

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

if I get this to 50k+ notes I'll actually try to bake this

TAGS BECAUSE WHY NOT

@weepingmuppet @lostinthefleshpit @saharadesert12345 @luvkthepsychic @danikriatura @rayrardlover @never-shout-spencer @ginandkerosene1 @kojinaka @finnulouskilljoys @mayath3psych1c @eldritchhorrorthatlikestodraw @sinstar100 @rottinglitter @general-toes + anyone else!!

[nblnb-god-offical]

GUYS WE NEED TO GET HIM TO BAKE THIS CAKE

@mlm-god-offical FATHER COULD YOU ALSO REBLOG THIS?

@homosexuality-offical

Siblings. I apologize for doing this but the cake must be completed. @tesco-identifier-offical , @theultimatenerd0fficial , @idkimgayasf , @tiresias-offical @profain-offical , @logan-eo-offical , @secretary-bird-offical , @teeth-offical, @steve-offic1al @humphrey-the-waterbottle-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

BAKE THE ALCOHOL CAKE

@6er-pines @bill-cipher-official @boiling-with-rage @chaos-triangle @pyramidstevee @therealstanfordpines @therealstanleypines @hyperfixation-offical @workplacefire @modesty-offical @gingers-emotes @mafia-official @possum-offical @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @ion-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @hatsune-miku-vbs-offical

[possum-offical]

i’s add da coca powderr

@bees-with-a-camera @blacknailpolishoffical @plague-doctor-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical

[thing-offical]

do be careful with the vanilla

@britain-offical @swearjar-offical @temu-offical @arsenic-offical @ai-offical @blorbo-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @australia-offical

[ai-offical]

if you want a REAL cake recipe i can generate you one

@birdie-offical @russia-offical @titanoboa-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @state-of-utah-offical

[russiarbehhehe]

would be better with vodka but I suppose vanilla extract will do..

[the-united-states-offical]

Hey

*points*

you gaybow

-@russia-offical

only for France and war

[russiarbehhehe]

Woowww he admits it even with trump as his president

[the-united-states-offical]

Jokes on you I don't actually care who's in charge. Don't mess with my bottom, bitch.

[russiarbehhehe]

preech I shout as they drag me to the white padded room

[the-united-states-offical]

yknow, I wouldn't mind a second bottom if, y'know, you're okay with that?

[russiarbehhehe]

OKAY OKAY OKA-

[the-united-states-offical]

Hey

*points*

you gaybow

-@russia-offical

only for France and war

[russiarbehhehe]

Woowww he admits it even with trump as his president

[the-united-states-offical]

Jokes on you I don't actually care who's in charge. Don't mess with my bottom, bitch.

[russiarbehhehe]

preech I shout as they drag me to the white padded room

[the-united-states-offical]

Hey

*points*

you gaybow

-@russia-offical

only for France and war

[russiarbehhehe]

Woowww he admits it even with trump as his president

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[the-united-states-offical]

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

[russiarbehhehe]

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

[the-united-states-offical]

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

[russiarbehhehe]

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

[the-united-states-offical]

Bitch fuck you, you best plane has a fun, my best gun has a plane.

[russiarbehhehe]

your gun, has a plane? Last I checked guns can’t fly America- might wanna switch those two up.

[the-united-states-offical]

The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, better known as the Warthog, is a Close Air Support (CAS) aircraft. It's designed to be able to come in, blow up stuff on the ground like tanks, then leave and repeat until it's out of ammunition.It served alongside the F-15 Eagle, F-16 Fighting Falcon, F-18 Hornet, F-117 Nighthawk, and the B-52 Stratofortress in Operation Desert Storm. The A-10 was designed around the Gau 8/A Avenger Rotary Cannon, a 30mm Gatling gun.

30x173mm round next to a .30-06 Springfield for comparison (Credit; Wikipedia)

The A-10 has served in the USAF (United States Air Force) since 1977, and has not exited, due to the fact that not only nothing has been able to replace what it does, as well as it does, at its cost, but the USAF received negative backlash from the public for trying to remove them from service.

This shit was built for a gun, no the other way around.

i know what I said you dumb fuck

[russiarbehhehe]

..okay then

anyways-

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[the-united-states-offical]

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

[russiarbehhehe]

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

[the-united-states-offical]

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

[russiarbehhehe]

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

[the-united-states-offical]

Bitch fuck you, you best plane has a fun, my best gun has a plane.

[russiarbehhehe]

your gun, has a plane? Last I checked guns can’t fly America- might wanna switch those two up.

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[the-united-states-offical]

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

[russiarbehhehe]

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

[the-united-states-offical]

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

[russiarbehhehe]

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

[the-very-unofficial-ussr]

hey kid

[russiarbehhehe]

jaw drops

how the hell u still alive damn

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[the-united-states-offical]

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

[russiarbehhehe]

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

[the-united-states-offical]

I have the fucking warthog, your tanks won't do shit against my TITANIUM BATHTUB

[russiarbehhehe]

You sound so fucking stupid threatening me with the words “titanium bathtub” ha.

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[the-united-states-offical]

YAYYY, IM BRINGING BACK THE A-10, B-52, B-36, B-2, B-21, F-117, F-14, F-15, F-16, C-130, C-5, and the B-1. You're cooked...

@planes-offical, pick some planes for this (gender neutral term)

[russiarbehhehe]

well try to atleast keep your attention span, last time guerrilla was involved you left the others to die.

Ahh bringing back the Cold War, this is going to be fun

THIISS is gonna be funn

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[the-united-states-offical]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY THE MADE A NEW WORD, THEN SAID TWO!!

[russiarbehhehe]

WELL— oh wait your not wrong.

WELL uhm hmm

Sigh I’ll be right back with my war weapons we’re doin this like the old days guerrilla style

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one

[the-united-states-offical]

No No, the eastern part, you could deal with some weight loss

[russiarbehhehe]

SAYS YOU?? EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SO BIG THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WORD FOR IT 😭 BIG BACK

[aroace-offical]

What's up my gays?

Tags⬇️⬇️⬇️

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@merriam-webster-offical

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@compy-offical

@cool-wine-aunt-offical

@victorian-child-offical

@victorian-adolescent-offical

@valid-offical

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@boots-offical

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@british-navy-offical

@britain-offical

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@never-offical

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@mosquito-offical

@madscience-offical

@mum-offical

@fbi--offical

@cia-offical

@faa-offical

[russiarbehhehe]

side eyes

[aroace-offical]

BITCH!! 😡😡😡

Ooc: wassup

[russiarbehhehe]

IM NOT GAY !!!!!!!!!!

ooc: heeyyyy

[aroace-offical]

(insert gender fluid derogatory term here), you definitely are. Besides, repressed is still part of the LGBTQIA+ community

[russiarbehhehe]

[aroace-offical]

What's up my gays?

Tags⬇️⬇️⬇️

@homosexuality-offical

@merriam-webster-offical

@adhd-offical

@grim-reaper-offical

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@new-zealand-north-offical

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@nz-south-island-offical

@never-offical

@no-one-offical

@mosquito-offical

@madscience-offical

@mum-offical

@fbi--offical

@cia-offical

@faa-offical

[russiarbehhehe]

side eyes

[aroace-offical]

BITCH!! 😡😡😡

Ooc: wassup

[russiarbehhehe]

IM NOT GAY !!!!!!!!!!

ooc: heeyyyy

[satan-offical]

Life is too short to not invest into nuclear weapons. I'm erasing France first!!

[milksincere]

What’d the French do bruh if anything get rid of Britain first

[satan-offical]

I AM IN BRITAIN

[the-united-states-offical]

Naur, not my besty France, bomb like, North Korea or @russia-offical or something idk

[russiarbehhehe]

wowwww betrayal? Sigh I gotta get my own weapons with that one