Thing :)

[thing-offical]

just realised i forgot an intro blog

hi :) im a thing

i also have an amazing list of abilitys:

minor

aro/ace

non-binary (they/them)

british

married to @temu-offical for the tax benefits

thats all for now byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[callmebliss]

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

[a-sentient-cup]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[ghostlybluetrain]

fighting the water cooler is the same as fighting an angel okay good to know

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[laciffo-natas]

Do I count 𐔌՞꜆.  ̫.꜀՞𐦯

[werenotreallystrangers]

the longer you avoid it the louder it gets

[the-trout-satan-fucked-offical]

Hey, I know how to get Satan's attention.

I hear they like fries, so sit on this plate covered in fries.

They also live in the air, so maybe stay in the air a bit to catch their attention.

Then cover yourself in batter, they love batter. Then put yourself in this box for about 20 minutes to heat yourself up, because being physically hot is good.

Then sit on the plate next to these fries and add some tartar sauce.

Satan'll love it trust me.

hmmmm something about this seems off...

oh i know what it is! satan is british so i need to make sure to call them chips

this is perfect, im sure theyll love it. this is such a creative idea, i dont think anybody has done it before.

i'll call it "fish and chips"

thanks for the advice

[thing-offical]

Make sure you call the building your in a ‘chippy’ we brits love them

[possum-offical]

I'm back

hi everyone, i really am sorry for my dramatic leave, but my mental health was detoriorating so bad that i didn't feel safe, I needed to disconnect.

for my time away, i've learned to be smarter and supportive, without putting my wellbeing on the line.

the reason I chose now is because i'm seventeen now!

im trying to expand my creative work into flim making and music creation.

i'm ready to come back, and i'm sorry if i worried you or made you mad, i couldn't be here if i continued what i was doing.

i'm still going to post, and even be in character again, but my life will not be worring about tumblr again.

over my absence i got so many heartwarming messages and i appreciate all of my moots who showed support

i'm happy to be back and connect with you all. :)

[thing-offical]

HELLO MY CHILD

very glad you're feeling better <3

[possum-offical]

parent!!!! hai!

i is bac

[thing-offical]

YOU ARE

YAYYYYY

@temu-offical

[themostrandommoon]

why are all the juggling balls back over my dashboard

[thing-offical]

Seriously wtf is this

[possum-offical]

I'm back

hi everyone, i really am sorry for my dramatic leave, but my mental health was detoriorating so bad that i didn't feel safe, I needed to disconnect.

for my time away, i've learned to be smarter and supportive, without putting my wellbeing on the line.

the reason I chose now is because i'm seventeen now!

im trying to expand my creative work into flim making and music creation.

i'm ready to come back, and i'm sorry if i worried you or made you mad, i couldn't be here if i continued what i was doing.

i'm still going to post, and even be in character again, but my life will not be worring about tumblr again.

over my absence i got so many heartwarming messages and i appreciate all of my moots who showed support

i'm happy to be back and connect with you all. :)

[thing-offical]

HELLO MY CHILD

very glad you're feeling better <3

[the-world-go-crazy2025]

in an official document released by trump.

[furkitty]

yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.

[strawberry-offical]

im not trans but im spreading this everywhere

this is fucking insane.

[jesus-vegetable-offical]

Hey so tbjs is not getting enough reblogs

Trans people please stay safe I love you

[castironwaffleiron]

what the actual fuck

@isuggestrevolution

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Una matina mi sono alzato

E ho trovato l'invasor.

Woke up one morning, and there were soldiers

The invasion had begun.

[laciffo-natas]

I'm sorry wait what the FUCK

[animentality]

[temu-offical]

not being part of the officalverse drama is so fun

i love randomly getting tagged in a bunch of posts about how someone is going off on the entire officalverse for like two anti-endo comments and how we all need to #chill out

[thing-offical]

Just observing

[sourdough-seal]

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[snail-offical]

Here is a map of the officsnailverse

the black stars are the capitals

[thing-offical]

I am curious where my snail would live

if I even have one idk

[homosexuality-offical]

WHEN I SAID BE GAY DO CRIME I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[thing-offical]

Bet?

@temu-offical hun what do you think about this

[thing-offical]

Hello. How are ỳ̴̧͈̫̍͜o̵̙̲̹͊̅͌͜ȗ̸̞̩͗̆̍̏̉ doing?

im good

how are you?