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[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[guelwaar]

person reblogging a post with an obnoxious comment from a liberal who fundamentally completely disagrees with every premise of the op and doesn't know what they're talking about: #nuance #nuance is great #yessss finally some nuance

[tall]

[redstonedust]

love the idea of a onesided rival ship. character who is trying to have a homoerotic mindgames relationship vs a nemesis who thinks theyre trying to kill eachother for real. one keeps a framed portrait of the other next to their bed and thinks theyre getting a good grade in kismesis behavior and the other is completely oblivious to all of it.

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[qqchurch]

[pansyfemme]

i love you soulseek i love you youtube to mp3 converters i love you last.fm I love you discogs I love you bandcamp I love you rate your music i love you physical media i love you alternatives to streaming!!!

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[sjweminem]

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[rosa-de-bayahibe]

Tag from @sergle

Tags from @veganslenderman

[athelind]

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

[prismatic-bell]

I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.

[jmtorres]

i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that

[yourbelovedmaniac]

couple goals

[pinfire]

Opalized wood Author: Peter C. Huber, Wien / Austria

[bigcommunity]

What??

[vaspider]

No. It isn't.

TinEye is your friend. There are 26 pages of results for this picture going back 8 years, long before the theft machines started running.

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan