My Life Hasn't Gone According to Keikaku

multifandom blog. homestuck at heart.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[spatort]

@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[thememedaddy]

[blkalycat]

Safety Shower Demonstration

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

[daughter-of-sapph0]

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[spiderworries]

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Mightosis (2026)