Dreadfully dull

stuff things really just stuff I like like games and stuff but other stuff too

[carnelianfoxx]

when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

[carnelianfoxx]

I named him Carmel Apple despite the plushie looking nothing like a caramel apple

[roach-works]

love wins

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[alphynix]

Named after the canine-headed Ancient Egyptian god, Phiomicetus anubis is the first fossil cetacean to discovered, described, and named entirely by a team of Arab paleontologists.

Living during the mid-Eocene, about 43 million years ago, in a shallow sea-covered region that is now part of Egypt’s Western Desert, Phiomicetus was an early protocetid – an amphibious foot-powered swimmer, at a transitional point in the evolution of whales from deer-like terrestrial animals to fully aquatic screaming torpedoes.

About 3m long (~10’), it had large jaw muscles and sharp teeth with wear patterns that suggest it was a raptorial hunter grabbing and snapping at prey with powerful bites. It would have probably tackled fairly big prey compared to other protocetids, hunting things like large fish, turtles, and even smaller whales in an ecological role similar to that of modern orcas.

Along with the distantly-related long-snouted Rayanistes it’s one of the earliest known whales from Africa, giving us further glimpses at a time period when early cetaceans were first dispersing out from the South Asian subcontinent via the ancient Tethys Sea.

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[gallusrostromegalus]

I see the choices you have made there Scientific Illstator and I love them.

[mapsontheweb]

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

[foxgirltail]

Nice work all

[in-a-state-of-trance]

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

[laeffy]

[matsuropalette]

doctors HATE her: local woman shows symptoms of an actual illness and wants to be treated 

[shapelytimber]

May I offer you a frog sketched in paint in this trying time ?

[shapelytimber]

I drew a tiger this time :)

[melt-banana]

[breya-etherium-shaper]

[crypitd]

(Humboldt) Penguin riding a (Emperor) Penguin Hot Air Balloon for Fat Bird Friday!

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[mansonsam]

HEX GIRLS in SCOOBY DOO AND THE WITCH’S GHOST (1999), dir. Jim Stenstrum

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

me, dming a cute girl: omg you're so funny and smart but like...i remember you tweeting something a while back about like, having raptorial forelimbs or some shit? you're not like, a bug, are you? like obv it's totally fine if you are but i just need to know

the horse-sized praying mantis on the other side of the screen: hahaha no omg...how the fuck would a bug even use a computer lmao

[libertineangel]

[catbxy]

The devil works hard but xkcd works harder

[today-in-homestuck]

[calendarstuck]

It’s been a decade since [S] Cascade

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]

[weaver-z]

Mutuals do this

[theswampghost]

“my child is fine” your child has the 1985 film Clue memorized

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[lichen-thr0pe]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[funnytwittertweets]