RustyClock

My writing skills are rusty

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Bartender: what can I get for you?

Leon: Molotov cocktail

Chris, not looking up from his phone: he'll take Sex on the Beach with little umbrella

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Leon: this tea tastes funny

Claire: no it doesn't

Leon: ah, okay *passes out*

Chris: you gotta stop drugging him, Claire

Claire: I'll stop when he stops being awake for 72 hours straight

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Leon: the world is built on lies and deception

Chris: what's up with him?

Claire: I've been putting zucchini in the pasta sauce and he found out

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You cannot take the word "yawn" seriously.

Grown ass people can't yawn. It's reserved for kids and puppies

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"When are you going to stop treating me like a kid" probably when you stop going to the WHITE HOUSE in that red leather jacket, Claire, I know you don't like suits but sometimes you just need a blouse, sorry

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Leon: the world is built on lies and deception

Chris: what's up with him?

Claire: I've been putting zucchini in the pasta sauce and he found out

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Watching RE Vendetta and it's basically:

Chris: I'm a big man with muscles, I don't need a helmet

Leon: Chris, let me be an alcoholic in peace

Rebecca: Guess I do all the heavy lifting while you two bitch and whine like a divorced couple

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Who else wants an AU where Leon and Claire take Sherry and run from the government

[yajko]

you know it IS actually kind of insane how gepp has such a good hairline for his age. like, what the hell is in that man's genetics????? if carlo and romeo got to reach old age together you just know romeo would have a receding hairline and have to stare on with envy at carlo's luscious locks even into old age

One fear…

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POOR ROMEO

[yajko]

you know it IS actually kind of insane how gepp has such a good hairline for his age. like, what the hell is in that man's genetics????? if carlo and romeo got to reach old age together you just know romeo would have a receding hairline and have to stare on with envy at carlo's luscious locks even into old age

One fear…

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Got into Resident Evil games recently and I find it hilarious nobody ever calls Leon by his last name

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What songs would fit Lies of P characters?

I've always thought Fish in a Birdcage would be P's song, because it describes the complex relationship between brothers and that's how I see P and Carlo: P learning to experience life through Carlo, because without Carlo he wouldn't exist.

Do you have any songs that remind you of LoP characters? Please share, I want to see what you think!

[naivesilver]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Lies of P (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Carlo/Romeo | King of Puppets, Carlo & P | Player Character (Lies of P), P | Player Character & Romeo | King of Puppets, Eugénie & P | Player Character (Lies of P), P | Player Character & Lorenzini Venigni, Pulcinella & Lorenzini Venigni, Rosaura & P | Player Character (Lies of P) Characters: P | Player Character (Lies of P), Carlo (Lies of P), Romeo | King of Puppets, Lorenzini Venigni, Eugénie (Lies of P), Pulcinella (Lies of P), Background & Cameo Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Rosaura (Lies of P) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Fluff and Angst, Child P | Player Character (Lies of P), Big Brother Carlo, Big Brother Romeo, Brotherly Love, Established Relationship, Post-Canon, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, One Shot Collection, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Minor Character Death, Past Character Death, no dlc spoilers in the fic yet! in later chapters but for now you’re all safe Series: Part 7 of Frater meus (You’re beautifully made) Summary:

Pinocchio nods slowly, still not meeting anyone’s gaze.

Additional ficlets belonging to the frater meus verse, set before, after and during the main story.

@rusty-clock​ I hope you don’t mind that I took some liberties with your prompt, because then it ran away from me and got WAY longer than expected ahfjahkajfhakj thank you so much!!!!

[rusty-clock]

YAY

[the-reverse-mermaid]

Had a dream I was carrying heavy bags of groceries over miles uphill to get home with them and kept running into problems that delayed me. Just woke up with sore shoulders and neck.

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Honey are u ok

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Kulta, I wish I was :’)

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I'm great rakas, I just wish you were too!

[the-reverse-mermaid]

Had a dream I was carrying heavy bags of groceries over miles uphill to get home with them and kept running into problems that delayed me. Just woke up with sore shoulders and neck.

[rusty-clock]

Honey are u ok

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you leave this kind of comment on any fanfic writer’s work or if you think this shit is okay and isn’t the reason more and more writers are choosing not to share their works with your entitled ass for free anymore, you should be ashamed of yourself.

if you suspect a fic is ai and if that bothers you, quietly close the tap and leave the fic. no one forces you to stay.

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"couldn't write as fast as you have been" OH MY DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[aaruaalislost]

i hadnt drawn some lop for a long time