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Stranger Things
gracie abrams
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
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@stagsprite
you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees
you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)
are you happy with it?
yes!!!!!
a little
it's okay I guess
no.
NO.
result/other
the mental images this produces are... something, to say the least
time to post my favorite far side comic of all time
they mean a lot to me
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.
You have to watch the dosage.
We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi
Citripio y Arturito
reblog to do this w your mutuals
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on
awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature
stop that put my words back normal style
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle
i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now
It's a d
it's a dus
It's a dust bu
fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence, Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.
on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French.
my favorite Accessory Fact to this is that we know more about the etymological history of the Mbabaram “dog” than the English “dog”
The etymology for Mbabaram “dog” has been reconstructed back to Proto-Pama-Nyungan, which was spoken “as recently as about 5,000 years ago”:
From *dwog(a) < *udwoga < *gudwaga < Proto-Pama-Nyungan *gudaga. Related to Dyirbal guda, Yidiny gudaga.
While the etymology for English “dog” has been reconstructed confidently only back to Olde English, which was spoken from about the 5th to the 12th centuries:
Inherited from Middle English dogge (akin to Scots dug), from Old English dogga, docga, of uncertain origin.
reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from
working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice
