Friendship Is Thicker Than Semen

[dailyitadori]

day sixty | surely seeking fashion advice from a guy who only wears athleisure won’t end badly [id in alt]

[saturnvs]

while the sun sleeps

[dailyitadori]

day sixty-seven | what do u think they’re gossiping about..?? loosely based on tht one juju stroll [id in alt]

[rocktheholygrail]

tfw it’s daylight savings time again

[oxydiane]

[insomniac-arrest]

Inverse Beauty and the Beast

a nice wolf-man gets trapped in the castle of a bastard beautiful woman who seeks books and knowledge above all else

she captures the beast to study them, but the beast slowly tries to break the curse on her and melt her ice heart

also, all the furniture turned into people

[insomniac-arrest]

me, a previous foot stool who now has to choose a name, get a job, and wear clothes:   release  me  momther, :’’)

[my-therapist-took-my-superpowers]

ONLY THE HOTTEST TRUTHS BEING SPOKEN TONIGHT

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[dash-web]

Will you be my pardner?

[moleshow]

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

[h-nry]

Now is a great time to say that if you are financially able, please consider supporting Welcome to Night Vale. The recession and the Great Corporate Podcasting Boom have had great effect on them (as they have had on a lot of our other favorite podcasts), and the podcast is in no small part an inspiration for what modern audio fiction is today and what it still can be tomorrow.

As an alternative, consider telling a friend! I recommend starting on episode 1 because it is just that good, but after that new or returning listeners can jump to Episode 210 Ten Years Later for a recap of the big stuff and an intro to the latest arc.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[blewis50]

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[geesenoises]

As you may have heard, Gallaplacidia will be taking down her work from AO3 and the Gallapod. However, she said in her announcement email that saving and sharing her work is fine with her, so I've archived it all here.

Here you'll find:

Epub downloads of all her fics from AO3

MP3s of the entire Gallapod, organized by fic and edited to include all the relevant metadata

If you love her work, I'd highly encourage you to download all of it for yourself. Please let me know if you find any errors in my labeling. Otherwise, enjoy!

Access the archive here.

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

Hmmmmmm

[lylikers]

griddleharks

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[transmechanicus]

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[dateamonster]

four years ago i made this post. currently it stands at about 300k notes. to this day if i google image search my url the screencapped re uploads of this post are some of the first results i see. it is perhaps my most widely reblogged post in the six year history of this blog.

and now, on this day in the year 2022 i see a gifset from the interview with the vampire tv adaptation where two vampires share a single coffin. a single tear rolls down my cheek, knowing that at last my long journey is over. at last, i can rest.

[beowulf22121]

You should be able to rest, but alas, your resting place seems to be otherwise occupied.