Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong

[30 | they/them | vancouver trash] girl help I've been trapped here for over fifteen years ghostisfelix

[catnipfelix]

taking a screen break until mid-to-late january — posts are in the queue and dinners in the fridge! happy holidays 2 all who celebrate :)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[big-brain-brian]

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[delicateboyz]

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[wizardarchetypes]

just saw a listening for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[ot3]

as annoying and off the mark as i find the truly hardline obsessive anti AI people i do like watching tech companies lose money and their ceos whine about it. wahhh wahh people don't actually want our product and it's hurting our bottom line and people online are meaaaan about it. ok dipshits isnt that the free market y'all're so obsessed with. try making shit that doesnt suck

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

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