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[fozmeadows]

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[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[eff-ston3mblogs]

HAPPY SUMMERWEEN

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

[the-pomnisuitjax]

HOO WAY

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[moretimeplease-next]

[introvertia]

[mikkeneko]

#every winter for the last couple years there's been a few winter storm advisories and they're like#DO. NOT. TRAVEL. TO. TAHOE. DO. NOT. DO IT.#and ppl do it. and every year I'm like wow if only there was a notorious story in american history abt#ppl traveling through the northern california sierras during severe winter storms............... - warnings by imwritesometimes

[moniquill]

Ain't no party like a Donner Party 'cause a Donner Party makes its own snacks...

[danideer-skull]

Nooo. I'm dying.

[moniquill]

dying, you say?

::prepares the cookfire::

[catboybiologist]

Sometimes I'm forget that people from other states don't learn about the Donner party or something similar like. Really early in school. And I'll like casually bring up in conversation "hey do you remember the cannibalism lesson in third grade" and the person from out of state is like what and I'm like "the cannibalism lesson. In third grade." And they're still like what the FUCK are you talking about and I'm like y'know what. Nevermind.

[floradinn]

[t4nku-deactivated20260714]

I legit needed to hear this

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]