Goblin Messy
A sudden shiver runs down Ruzzellâs back, followed by a sickly burp. A flash of golden eyes glanced over at him and teased him.Â
âTold you drinking that bowl of elf blood wasnât a good idea~âÂ
âWell... yânever know! Donât they do that kinda thing on Draenor? Like those Shadowmoon Orcs?âÂ
âFirst off, I donât know anything about orc customs. And second, I donât think Blood Elves drink blood.âÂ
Dirii returned to her magazine, snickering to herself as the goblin lets out another gaseous emission. Reaching for the Kajaâcola on the nightstand, he takes another sip in hopes of quelling his upset stomach.Â
âDammit Clikki, whereâd ya even get an idea like this?...âÂ
âYou didnât have to drink it.âÂ
âHeâs my brotha! Besides, I always try out everyoneâs food at Goblin Meshi! Itâs part of what makes it so special. Sharing our meals and adventures together.âÂ
She reaches over to playfully pinch and shake his nose.Â
âDoesnât look like youâll make it another Meshi after tonight~âÂ
He bats her hand away and grumbles with his soda, attempting to remedy his ailment. Another deep gulp of the mineral beverage and burp. She sighs and leans in to kiss his cheek.Â
âAlright you. Time to sleep before you float away like a balloon. Ni ni~âÂ
With a wave of her hand over the bedside runestone, the candles and lights of their bedroom slowly fades into moonlit darkness. Ruzzell grumpily turns on his side and attempts to fall asleep as the Kajaâmite slowly seeps into his body and soothes away his discomforts.Â
Eyes closed; the darkness is kept at bay by the faint glow of green emanating from his eyes, a side effect of taking in the mineral anew. His mind and senses were alert and open to a flood of brilliant ideas and perceptions of the world around him. Sleep was a battle for him as fatigue battled the magic ore and desire for deeper rest.Â
âDo you hear the music of the earth? It calls to us all in many ways...âÂ
A disembodied voice called out to him; one that was not Diriiâs. His senses turned in the abyss, guessing where the call might come from.Â
âDrink deep of her blood once more Ruzzell... youâve tasted it once before...âÂ
The voice beckoned from another far-off point behind him. A vision of a tropical stream, bubbling with a fissure of glowing gold and cerulean light. Azerite. His panacea from years ago had saved his life. He dropped to his knees and drank from the spring once more. An explosion of chromatic wonders washed over his spirit as he tumbled backwards into the shadows.Â
Down, down, down... deep and cold. Then hot and musty. Gravity pulled at him as he now fell upwards and then to the side. A ship without direction on an inky sea bounding towards shores of rainbow horizons and familiar scenery.Â
Dropping hard on the grassy lawn of his home, he saw the old farmhouse heâd renovated. A lush garden of strange flowers and ornamental plants encircled the plot. Tropical trees and cacti from his faraway island of Kezan transplanted beside the other field. He attempts to enter his home when a new voice calls out.Â
âYouâre hungry for knowledge. Sheâs hungry for adventure. Eat plenty the gift of your people.âÂ
A large rock was now before him;Â verdant crystals that hummed with a resonance of potential of wisdom and innovation.Â
Raw Kajaâmite.Â
He could already feel his senses hone in on the blessed rock. Lips smacking in ravished hunger; he helplessly hunkers down to the crystal formation and bites down with his golden fangs. Drooling over the Kajaâmite, his mindâs eye is opened wide to the world around him now.Â
The house now rumbles at his supplication. Fire and light erupts into the night as the land begins to upheave and part. A forest of strange plants and lights births forth under the foundations of the house. A colossus mechanical wonders and steam expand upwards and then outwards. Pipes, towers, the hearth light of homes and inspirations. A great leg, like that of a crab or unknown thing of the depths reaches outwards, pulling the metal mass out of its confines. Then another. Â
Before him was his trusty cooking aid, M.E.S.H.I. Grown to impossible size, his robot greeted its master with a swift chop down to the earth. He dodges the colossus and draws his own blade as an incredible fight breaks out. Fire and smoke billows out as the mountain of steel and stone crashes down in pursuit of him.Â
âLeap far and high, Green Grasshopper!âÂ
The voice of his Master encouraged him in his fight. A heroic leap up to the minarets of his home. He lops at the chimney with the side of his rapier. Somehow, the thin blade chisels away at the mortar and wood as blue flames billow out. The earth trembles below as palm trees are felled.Â
âThe weak spot is the gem below, my friend!â speaks out an ethereal voice.Â
âNo, no! You cheat once more! You mustnât tell him!â clamors another familiar voice.Â
Ruzzell grabs onto a rope and swoops down behind the boiler behemoth and finds a massive crystal of opaline brilliance and unknowable carat. A lattice of endless facets deep within; he readies his sword in anticipation.Â
âDodge, parry, feint, then thrust!â a ghostly instruction fills his soul with light and hope.Â
Practiced form and clear sight, he takes aim and strikes.Â
Critical hit!Â
The sound of cogs and engines slowly dies down, as the castle's pillars come tumbling down all around him.Â
âYou idjit! Scamper outta there âfore you turn into a pancake!â echoed the drawl of his grandmother.Â
He takes flight now in his mini-zeppelin, soaring out, under, and then above into the night sky. M.E.S.H.I collapses into mechanical ruin, his great hearth smiling to his creator in approval. A wealth of warmth and brilliance shines out of the destruction, and something new and incomprehensible is born from his deeds.Â
âKajaâcola gives you IDEAS!â cheered on his brother Clikki from some unseen existence.Â
A round of applause carried on for his performance. Cheers, music, voices and colors all swirled into a torrent of confusion and ultimate understanding.Â
All at once, the dream ends to Ruzzell waking up in the middle of the night and racing to the bathroom to vomit. Dirii wakes up with a startle and calls out.Â
âRuzz, you okay in there?âÂ
âHurk... y-yeah babe... everything is gonna be alright...â (mentions of Clikki and @woolwander)
















