Flesh and mud

poet, artist, fool, empath, lover 26 bisexual female

[everythingfox]

me attacking you with love

[well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now]

Oh my god it’s so big

[everythingfox]

House intruders (don’t call the police)

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[art-woonz]

Art by: Ms.Cat

Instagram: @artwoonz

[bluestar1937]

@airyalmost @rubylis @glitterbombsandunicorns @shingun

[rubylis]

@spookybibi

[horrorandhalloween]

[fuckingfreezerpops]

It’s not bath time weirdos! There will be no treats dispersed!

[lilithyanstuff]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[thebestoftumbling]

[star-anise]

DOGGIE SO PROUD

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[deebott]

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

[ahhthelegend]

I can’t

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bears-official]

@strangelittlevixen if ur luncheon hav become yoinke call of 1-877-CROONT-EAGLE

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[miaoumint]

always reblog

[ravenbagels]

IT’S BACK

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[unfugbilder]

[buddhabrand]

look at this fat bastard

[acoolguy]

look at this beautiful dream

[robotsandfrippary]

this is exactly how our 16 lb queen of a rescue, Gigi, runs. 

[g75bxcjh]

[imathers]

#banned banned all of you are banned#none of you are without sin

[carpentergothic]

I have been working on this comic “Undergrowth” for the past month and I’m so happy to finally be able to share it with you!! This is the reason I haven’t been posting as much art on tumblr. I was very inspired by people who depict personal growth as a potted plant, and I wanted to do my own take on that idea: I think of it more as an entire forest or ecosystem within a person.

I hope reading this will inspire you to keep improving as a person even though it’s a process that is so difficult and convoluted.

[commission] [ko-fi] [Please do not repost my work!]

[elodieunderglass]

oh this is EVERYTHING

[sparrowpraxis]

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

*Slaps my shitty 5 foot something body* this piece of shit mothefucker can fit so mcuh Love