Hello everyone! Welcome to the blog! My name is Ryker and I use he/him pronouns most of the time! I like video games, flowers and the flower language, peacocks, and fictional men. Even if my requests are closed, I'm always open to questions or comments!
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Favorites: Sebek, Sebek, Leona, Malleus, Idia, Sebek, did I say Sebek?
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I write for any characters from TWST, including side characters that appear for short durations (Baur, Chenya, Neige, Maleanor, etc.)
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The on-paper-sketch had the name as Nightinlark but when I google-searched that it seemed to be someone's username for some platform (I don't recall what specific one), so I didn't really wanna use that. So without putting much thought into it, I changed the name for the mushroom to Starlark.
I also posted this to my blog with a few details but I figured I should drop it here to make sure you get to see it.
Hi Ryker! First of all, congrats on 2k! So so proud of you my friend <3 Keep up the absolutely stellar work!
As you know I know nothing about twst, only who your favs are & who you think I'd like. Nevertheless, you told me to send in a request and so I shall.
So! I'd be interested in a sibling matchup (please be nice).
smooch, love you pookie
knock knock
A peacock has come to delivered a letter with your name on it! Let's see what it says...
Hello hello pookie! I've come to deliver! You didn't ask for dorm matchups but I have thoughts and I know you outside tumblr so you're subjected to it anyway. Love youuuuuuuu <3
Also I'll be explaining things more than I would in other requests because I know you're not as familiar with the game.
Starting with your dorm matchup...
Well the answer seems obvious to me, really. Like clear as day kinda thing, and there's not a doubt in my mind. Some would argue Heartslabyul or Octavinelle for your academic centered mind, as those two dorms take their academics very seriously. But this is about more than that. This is about your personality, your drive, your passions, your vibe, everything.
That's exactly why I know you're in Diasomnia.
That's right. You're in the dorm with the pretty dragon man. The dorm based on the Thorn Fairy's spirit of nobility. The dorm mostly populated by fae. The dorm known for it's gothic aesthetics and students who excel at magic across the board. They're good with academics, and usually at the top of the school in terms of performance. The students there certainly have their quirks, and are all a bit eccentric.
Knowing what I know about you, it's a perfect fit. And I've thought about this before.
Much of the dorm is based in the culture of the fae, and most students there do most things around Malleus. He is the Prince of Briar Valley, which is mostly nocturnal fae. So there'd probably be a bit of a cultural difference for you to get used to, but I don't think you'd have much issue with it. Honestly aside from that, I think you'd fit right in.
What I do see you having and issue with, or rather who, is Sebek. He's loud, prideful, often disruptive to those around him, almost always talking about Malleus, and you'd definitely get annoyed with him. Much as I love the guy, Sebek takes a long time for anyone to get used to. Sebek would even protest small things you do in proximity of Malleus because you're a human (he's half human and half fae, but only seems to care about his fae side), even if Malleus has no issue with you doing whatever you're doing. Sebek is a bit too strict and rigid. Maybe you should splash him with some water hehehehe (don't tell him I told you to do this please)
Silver, I think you'd get along great with. I mean most people would. He's pretty calm. He's a knight who sleeps most of the time and has the aura of a disney princess. If Zephyr would be related to anyone, it could very well be Silver. Calm and serene Silver wouldn't bother you much, but he would try and contain Sebek from bothering you. He's also one of twst Jaxon's good friends as like a "calm friend" kinda thing if that helps with Silver's vibes.
Malleus...would likely treat you like he does most students, keeping you at a slight distance because he's used to people being on alert/scared of him. But! I think you two could actually be good friends! He'd love to learn about human things from you, and you could learn about fae things. And I think you'd like all his knowledge on magic, gargoyles, history, and just general humor. He's a great friend, and willing to listen to anything you say; hyperfixations, literature, cultural knowledge, or just random thoughts. He'd even ask questions and prompt deeper conversations, and he remembers it all because he's got a great memory. The only issues I see there being with this friendship is that he doesn't fully understand humans. I mean, he's spent most of his life surrounded by fae, and most humans are scared of him, so he hasn't spent a lot of time around them. He's not too familiar with human customs like holidays, slang, foods, or even how humans work. If you get sick, he thinks you're dying, like few days left to live level and he will act like the world is ending. (more on this in private dms if you want since idk how much I can say about you publicly lol)
If I said malleus would be your friend, Lilia would be one of your best friends (he can't replace me). I actually debated putting him as your sibling, and though I didn't, I'm happy to elaborate if you want me too! Lilia is like a mix of me and you in a way. He's friendly, outgoing, chaotic, and spontaneous, but also deeply thoughtful and reflective. He's got the gothic vibe while being the person who'll throw a party and do whatever he can to make those around him smile. Also, you two share the same taste in music (I just know he'd love Sleep Token). Literally, when singing in his club, the Pop Music Club, he sang heavy metal. He'll appear upside down around corners to try and jumpscare you, or ramble on about history or Silver. While he is a short king (He's about the same height as me), don't underestimate this man because he can go toe to toe with some of the strongest mages. He has a lot of stories from hundreds of years of travel and experience, so once you get him started talking, he can go for a while. I have to give you a warning though, don't eat any food he makes.
Now, your sibling matchup...
I debated on this for a while. Like there's some more obvious decisions, but they're too obvious and don't fit quite right. After going through each character, I found it. Well, I found them. You see, you actually get a 2 for 1 deal here.
Congratulations, you got the Leech twins, Jade and Floyd!
Oh boy, where do I start here? There's so much to say about these two. For basic information; they're merfolk (eel merfolk to be specific), meaning they have mer forms when they aren't using potions to have legs and be on land. These two are often referred to as the "Fish Mafia" because it's heavily implied that they're the sons of mafia bosses. While identical twins, the two have very different personalities. Jade is more calm and collected, often coming across pretty polite and tame, though he's more of like the silent intimidator who could manipulate people and use casual threats. Floyd on the other hand is chaotic and impulsive, often doing whatever he wants at the whims of his frequent and drastic mood swings, though is more physically threatening than Jade, often threatening to "squeeze" people with his strength.
Now about your relationship with them! To be honest, being their sibling isn't bad! Family ties are important to them, and they look out for their own. They may tease you from time to time (as long as they know teasing works on you), but that's pretty normal for them and sibling behavior. They may pick on you, but they're perceptive eels, and they know if they ever go too far.
Speaking of, if you ever get picked on by another student, don't expect them to do anything at first. This is only because they know you're independent and can handle yourself, but the slightest shift in your demeanor or sign that your feelings may have been hurt/you can't handle this one, they'll step in. Doesn't matter who the student is, they'll be crying to you for forgiveness within the hours because these two are efficient, and they've learned how to handle people that mess with their family. :)
Another bonus of having these two as siblings is you basically get a free pass to some food and drinks at the Mostro Lounge on campus, run by Octavinelle and the students of that dorm. This is partially because they work there, and partially because you'd know Azul (the boss) since he was a child too, and you don't cause much trouble. Floyd causes more trouble than you.
Though you might have a bit of an issue with them when it comes to your dating life. They won't directly threaten any person you like or anyone who likes you, but they will be annoying. When you're around, they'll act polite and nice in front of them, but when you're not, they'll get in the person's way every chance they get. Not in an effort to get them to turn away from you, but to "test" them. Jade and Floyd will make their life more inconvenient and difficult, but not impossible. This is because they want to be sure that a person is dedicated enough to power through it. If they can outlast the twins determination, Jade and Floyd will back off.
Jade is the brother who handles emotion better, and manages people better. Floyd is more action oriented, and is best if you need a distraction of sorts. The two together work really well as siblings for whatever you need. Jade's probably even made you a little terrarium at some point without being prompted.
It's hard to explain, but your vibes fit well with them as siblings. I can totally see you being their sister, and getting along great! Though you will be dragged into chaos unprompted, Floyd may bother you at random times with random things, and Jade may act like your supervisor from time to time, but they're good brothers overall. They do it because they care about you.
On a side note, Jade usually has blackmail of every student, but I think you'd have more blackmail on me, so congrats on that.
Hi Ryker!
Once again, congratulations on 2k Followers! I'm so happy for you, your work deserves all the recognition and more, and I hope your followers only keep increasing. Unless it's bots. They can stay away lol
For the event, I wanted to ask for a sibling and dorm match-up (partly because I have an idea who's sibling I'd be, and wanna see if you come to the same conclusion)
I'm an introvert, if I don't have to go somewhere, I don't. Very content with staying in my apartment all weekend, or just at all. The perfect vacation is staying home, no one bothering me, no one making me go anywhere I don't want to go. The best place to spend my free time is on my bed, cat beside me, weighted blanket on top, console in hands. While I do go out sometimes, besides to work, it's almost only to go shopping for merch. Which is a problem because if I like some merch, I buy it, and only then think about where to put it in my already overflowing room lol. But if I'm outside, I always keep my headphones in ear, and almost always hearing rock or metal, to shut out the world and avoid conversation.
If I'm not playing a video game (cozy stuff like Animal Crossing, Pokemon or Farming Simulators), I'm reading. Either fanfiction or published books. My favorite stories are fantasy genre, well written mlm stories and stories turning fairy tales dark or exploring how the villain could have become a villain.
With all of that, people who don't know me well would never assume I'm introverted. I'm always smiling, bouncing as I walk, being friendly. I buy people stuff just because I want to make them happy, or because they mentioned wanting it. Be it a lego set for my little sister, flowers for my mum, or snacks for my coworkers. I like making people happy, mostly by giving them gifts or compliments. Because I have no idea how to deal with it when someone is sad. Anger, fear, happiness, that I get in others. Sadness is not something I know how to deal with without making it worse; so I try to keep everyone around me as happy as I can.
From that wall of text one can read I like cozy video games, merch of the fandoms I like, mlm stories and rock/metal music. As well as my cat, he's my little fur baby. Oh, and I also love everything that's cute, though my definition of cute isn't always what the broad mass of people would call cute^^" (The cute stuff and me loving sweet foods would make Cater sooooo dislike me lol)
Things I absolutely dislike are bugs, wasps, and spiders. Call em jamil because if one of those things shows up, I come with the fire magic! Or a book, whatever I find first. But besides bugs, sudden loud noises or bright lights are definitly not high up on my list. Might be because I'm a night owl who can stay up way past midnight, when it's all dark and quiet. That's another thing I dislike: Having to get up early. You won't catch me up and perfectly awake before 8am. Another thing you won't catch me doing: Eating raw vegetables or fruit. Or any food that is hard. Idk why but I just can't eat stuff that is hard to chew, I need soft stuff.
Hope this is somewhat what you had in mind when you wrote your letter. If not, welp, then I have to go back to school for reading comprehension training.
Anyway, I wish you a nice Day/Night and much success as a writer :D
knock knock
A peacock has come to delivered a letter with your name on it! Let's see what it says...
First of all, are you me in another form? Because you sound very similar to me. Also, give your cat pets for me.
Also also, sorry this is late. I wanted to get it out sooner but I got sick and my friend said she'd fight me if I posted while sick because that means I'm not resting.
Starting with your dorm matchup...
Now I know most people would say Ignihyde because the first dorm associated with introverts and people who spend a good amount of time online, but I have a different verdict. While I think you'd do well in Ignihyde, I see you being better suited for a different dorm.
That dorm being Scarabia.
Congratulations! You share the Sorcerer of the Sands' spirit of mindfulness.
While yes, you have a bunch of traits that align with Ignihyde, I'm reading between the lines here. One of the big things I picked up from both reading your message, and interacting with you on my blog, you're very thoughtful and mindful of others and yourself. And that's one of the key parts of being in Scarabia.
Lots of what you do sounds cozy, comfortable, for you and others. You care a lot about others, even those you aren't as familiar with. You're a kind-hearted person who enjoys some of the smaller things, doing your own thing, and the care you place in others shows your true nature.
That isn't to say that that's all there is to it, of course. Scarabia students are considerate of all things, valuing careful planning and deliberation, something I see you doing very well. The students of Scarabia move often in unison, collaborating while doing things their way at the same time.
You might be pulled out of your room a bit more than you'd prefer in Scarabia, but that isn't completely a bad thing. Kalim just wants to celebrate something, and you should be included, though Jamil will try to keep him from dragging you out to everything, and Kalim can take a 'no' for an answer too.
Though I must warn you, Kalim does take your extroverted appearance as, well, extroverted. He thinks you're just like him, and like him, you stand out a bit with your demeanor in Scarabia. He takes this in stride though (and hopes you do too), and wanting to get along even better with you. In fact, he often brings you more merch even though you don't have shelf space, instead just saying "I'll buy you a shelf then" and soon you're gonna run out of space to put the shelves. Just...maybe tell him to leave the animals out of your next hangout. There's still brightly colored feathers in your room from last time.
Jamil loves having you in the dorm too, though he doesn't show it as much as Kalim (hardly anyone could). He greatly appreciates how you don't cause him much stress or issues. The most stress you give him is from how many shelf orders he has to manage from Kalim, like how many shelves can one person even fit in a dorm room??? Kalim is testing that limit. I feel like the two of you would actually find similar things cute. You mentioned your definition of cute isn't what most people might consider cute, and Jamil is the type to be the same way. He also loves your cat. Seriously, your cat is spoiled in Scarabia worse than Grim with Crowley's credit card. Honestly, sometimes he stops by your room just to pet the cat or give him treats, and likely treats your cat like how his family expects him to be treating Kalim. Also, he will join you in blasting fire magic for bugs. You have a friend to commit arson with (don't tell Crowley you have an arson buddy).
Now, your sibling matchup...
Bear with me here. This came to me late at night, and I can't unsee it now that I've seen it. In fact, I see it so much, that my obvious choice no longer seems right. I'll try and word this properly so I can convey my vision, but man it sure is strong. Somehow I doubt that this is the person you thought, but...surprise!
Man, I hope you don't mind octopus, because you're related to one. Yeah, Azul is your brother.
Now I know, the obvious answer would've been Idia, but no! You and Idia would likely be best friends, but siblings? That's a different dynamic.
You and Azul feel similar in terms of vibes, minus the contracts and shady deals on your part. Beneath his cold businessman front he tries to put on, Azul is a cozy little introvert who would rather stay inside, growing his collections, and reading. Though he isn't as much of a video game type or a staying up late type, he doesn't blame you for that. Though the few times you've been able to get him to join games with you, he somehow becomes rich in no time. Like seriously, Tom Nook owes HIM money. How?!
Growing up, he and you would likely argue and fight over who gets the weighted blanket. He wants it too! He'll try and coerce you into giving him the blanket with bribes, but don't give in. He'll eventually give up. Though expect him to cheat next time you play/do anything remotely competitive. His mer form has eight tentacles, and he's not against using them to win. That being said, if you two can somehow share the weighted blanket when you were younger, he'd find great comfort in sharing it and reading stories under it with you.
Speaking of stories, he understands the appeal of fanfiction, he just won't admit it. Saying he likes fanfiction feels like a blow to his cool suave image he's trying so hard for, and the twins would never let it go if they caught him reading fanfiction (though I believe Floyd would love fanfiction, that's a story for another day). This man definitely writes some fanfiction in his free time, just keeps it under max security, multiple passwords, in a safe, with a padlock, and a 15 digit code only he knows.
I see you two having similar tastes to you, in that he hates bugs and will likely let out a very girly manly scream at the sight of one. He also hates healthy foods, so he's right there with you on fruits and vegetables, although for different reasons.
Azul tries to avoid letting people know you're his sibling. Not because he's embarrassed or ashamed of you, no. He avoids it for the same reason he avoids telling people he grew up alongside Jade and Floyd: he's worried you'll tell people his embarrassing stories or show them what he looked like when he was younger. He prays you won't.
Apart from that, you two are decently close as siblings. He does tease you lightly, but doesn't go overboard and is mindful of how you're feeling. He also has his own weighted blanket now, so you don't have to worry about him stealing yours anymore. You do get sibling perks in the Mostro Lounge, but it's a discount, not anything free. Though you two are much older and he's "such a important and smart businessman", he does occasionally look back and wish he could be a kid with you again, reading stories late at night until you both fall asleep.
✦how would the boys react to a minor silly argument that leads to their partner refusing to kiss them for days
Riddle Rosehearts
The Argument:
It started over tea. Riddle, ever the stickler for proper etiquette, scolded you for putting milk in your cup before the tea instead of after. You rolled your eyes and joked,
"Sorry, Headwarden,"
but he didn’t take it as a joke. One thing led to another, and soon he was lecturing you about rules, so you just had enough and left, leaving him behind.
Day 1:
He notices right away. You usually kiss his cheek after lunch in the Rose Garden. But today, you just smiled and walked away. He blinks, then frowns.
“Odd... maybe she forgot?”
Day 2:
Riddle is visibly pouty. He’s walking beside you with his arms crossed, sneaking glances every few seconds.
Finally, he asks, "Are you still upset about the tea? You know I only meant to remind you of proper—"
You silence him with a smug grin. "No kisses until you admit it was a silly thing to argue about."
His face explodes red.
Day 3:
He's been trying to fix it without fully surrendering. He brings you sweets from Heartslabyul's kitchen. Offers his jacket when it’s chilly. But still… no kiss.
It’s driving him mad.
Day 4:
On the fourth day, he walks into your shared study spot with a little teacup in hand. He pours the milk in before the tea and takes a dramatic sip.
You blink. “...Did you just—?”
Riddle wipes his mouth primly. “I did. And now I understand why you prefer it. It does make the taste smoother. I suppose... it was a silly thing to argue about. I’m sorry, my rose.”
You smile at him sweetly. “Apology accepted.”
He leans in, hopeful. “Does this mean I’ve earned—”
You press a kiss to his lips before he can finish. His eyes flutter shut, and when you part, he whispers,
“That was well worth the humiliation.”
Leona Kingscholar
The Argument:
You were sitting together under the sun, your favorite study spot, when Leona casually put his head in your lap. You giggled and ran your fingers through his hair, only for him to groan and say,
“Quit doing that. You’ll mess it up. So annoying.”
You froze, blinking. “Oh… sorry.”
Leona didn’t even look up. “Tch. Just don’t treat me like a pet or somethin’.”
You went quiet after that, a little hurt. And when he leaned up for a kiss later? You dodged. His eyes snapped open.
“What was that?”
“No kisses for rude, grumpy lions.”
Day 1:
Leona is confused but not exactly panicked. Yet.
He flops beside you on the lounge couch and tries his usual lazy charm. Arm over your shoulder. Chin resting against you.
“Come on, herbivore. Still mad about earlier?”
You just hum noncommittally and you put a biscuit into his mouth. No kiss. His brow twitches and he snaps the biscuit in half.
Day 2:
He catches you walking to class and pulls you into an empty classroom. “Oi. You’re actin’ like I kicked a puppy. You know I didn’t mean it like that.”
You give him a shrug. “Still hurt. You could’ve said it nicer.”
He frowns. And it stays with him the whole day.
Day 3:
Leona doesn’t beg. But he sulks. He shows up to shared meals, waits quietly for you to sit next to him at lunch but when you arrived you sat between Ruggie and Jack, then scowls when you left and don’t kiss him goodbye.
By this point, Ruggie and Jack are concerned. Ruggie even jokes
“You look like a kicked puppy yourself, y’know that?”
Day 4:
Later that night, you return to your dorm to find your favorite fruit, peel removed and plated on your desk, and Leona slouched in your desk chair.
“…I suck at saying things. You know that,” he mumbles. “Didn’t mean to make you feel like I didn’t want you touchin’ me. I liked it, actually. A lot. So… I’m sorry…”
You soften. “You could’ve just said that instead of growling at me.”
“Yeah, yeah.” He stands and steps close. “Can I get my damn kiss now?”
You grin and lean up on your toes. “Say please.”
He gives you a dry look. But after a long sigh, he mutters: “…Please.”
You kiss him, slow and deep, and he grins against your lips like he just won a war.
Azul Ashengrotto
The Argument:
It started with a compliment… well, your compliment. You casually mentioned how good Kalim looked during one his party. Just a passing comment like,
“Wow, Kalim actually looked super put-together today, huh?”
Azul stiffened. “Well. If you’re so impressed with Kalim, perhaps you should ask him on a date instead.” He mumbled under his breath
You blinked. “Azul… what? What did you just say?”
“I-I didn’t mean… I simply think it's odd to praise another man to your boyfriend! That’s pretty rude actually!”
You just raised an eyebrow and rolled your eyes as you walked away.
That night, when he leaned over for his usual goodnight kiss, you smiled sweetly… and gave him a pat on the head instead.
No kiss. Azul was horrified.
Day 1:
He overthinks everything. You didn’t kiss him because you do like Kalim, didn’t you? Or is this punishment? Oh Seven, is it a test?!
Jade and Floyd are no help. Floyd just cackles, “Shrimpy’s ghosting you, huh?” and Jade gives his usual mysterious smile.
Azul paces in the Lounge, glasses fogged, mumbling to himself in spirals.
Day 2:
He’s trying harder now. Small gifts. Offers to help with homework. Inviting you to the VIP room for a free meal.
You accept… but still no kiss.
He nearly short-circuits when you smile and say, “Try again tomorrow.”
Day 3:
Azul corners you near Mostro Lounge’s back hallway. "Please," he says, hands on your shoulders, flushed and desperate. “I know I overreacted. I shouldn’t have let jealousy speak for me.”
You raise an eyebrow. “Then say what you should’ve said.”
He swallows. “That I… admire your kindness toward others, even if I find myself wanting to be the only one you notice.”
Your expression softens.
You step closer and wrap your arms around him. “You’re still my favorite, and the only one I love looking and admiring his beauty.” you whisper, before pressing your lips to his in a slow, forgiving kiss.
He lets out a trembling sigh against your mouth, gripping you like he’s been waiting for this moment for centuries.
“…Please never make me go that long… I almost had a stroke…” he murmurs breathlessly and you just giggled.
Jamil Viper
The Argument:
It started over something small, Jamil being a bit too controlling.
You were helping him cook in Scarabia’s kitchen, and when you started chopping vegetables a little too “imperfectly,” he gently took the knife from your hand and said,
“Here. Let me do it. You’re not cutting them evenly.”
You frowned. “I was doing fine.”
“I just don’t want to risk it being ruined.”
“…So I ruin things?”
That hit a nerve, and though Jamil didn’t mean it like that, he was too proud (and slightly stressed) to explain.
That night, when he went to give you a kiss after dinner, you simply turned your face away.
No kiss. No words. Just a cool smile and an even cooler exit.
Day 1:
Jamil tells himself you’re overreacting. But then you don’t sit with him at lunch.
You’re present but distant. Polite, but cold.
He sees you laughing with Kalim and his eye twitches, stabbing his food with his fork.
Day 2:
He drops by your room with your favorite dessert from the dining hall.
You accept it… and close the door without giving him a kiss.
Okay…. This is war.
Day 3:
He starts talking to you more gently. Compliments your skills during Alchemy class. Doesn’t try to take over when you’re doing something yourself.
And finally, when you’re sitting under a tree alone, he walks up and says:
“I don’t think you ruin things. I was just overwhelmed but that’s not an excuse for my behavior… and you’re the most important person in my life. So please accept my apology.”
You blink. He’s not looking at you, he’s staring off into the ground like it’s easier than meeting your gaze.
You reach out and take his hand. “You know, all you had to do was say that instead of acting like a stressed-out head chef.”
His lips curl into a soft, rueful smile. “So… I’m forgiven?”
You pull him closer next to you on the ground and whisper, “Only if you kiss me right.”
He smirks, leans in and gives you the kind of slow, smoldering kiss that makes your toes curl.
Vil Schoenheit
The Argument:
It started with a fashion comment, a completely harmless one, you thought.
You tried on a new outfit you just fell in love and you were excited to show it to Vil. Instead of his usual praise, he said, with a sigh
“It’s not… terrible. But the fit around your shoulders is off, and the color doesn’t complement your tone as well as it could. You’d look far more elegant in something deeper, jewel-toned. Here, let me order you something prettier—”
You stopped him with a hand on your hip. “So you’re saying I look bad.”
He frowned. “Don’t twist my words. I’m saying you could look better.”
You stared at him, lips pursed.
“Sometimes, I just want to share the moment. Not because I need a personal stylist.”
That night, when he leaned in to kiss you before heading back to Pomefiore, you turned your face and smiled sweetly. “Sleep well, Vil.”
He froze, eyes wide with disbelief.
Day 1:
Vil is in denial. You’re just teasing him. Right?
Except… you don’t text him good morning. And when you see him in the hallway, you nod politely but keep walking.
He spends a full 20 minutes in the mirror that night, looking for signs of emotional stress. It’s in the bags under his eyes. The tension in his jaw. He’s suffering.
Day 2:
Vil delivers a perfectly crafted apology text, complete with tasteful emojis and a bouquet of your favorite flowers. You thank him… but don’t kiss him.
He audibly groans in frustration, then glares at Epel when the boy laughs under his breath.
Day 3:
He finds you in the Pomefiore garden after class, dressed in that very same outfit… the one he criticized.
“Vil,” you greet him, unreadable. “Coming to critique me again?”
He exhales, his pride visibly cracking. “I didn’t mean to dismiss you. It was… second nature. I’ve spent so long surrounded by people who expect critique. You’re…you. And I love you just the way you are and I would never want you to change.”
He steps forward, lifting your hand gently. “And even if you wore a paper bag, you’d still outshine every soul in this school.”
You arch a brow. “So I’m not a walking fashion disaster?”
He chuckles, soft and real. “Never. You’re the muse, not the mannequin.”
You laugh, finally giving in, and cup his cheek. “You’re lucky you’re pretty.”
“More than pretty,” he murmurs, pulling you close.
This time, you meet him halfway. The kiss is soft, lingering, and faintly flavored with blooming violets.
When you part, he smiles. “Consider me punished… and completely devoted.”
Idia Shroud
The Argument:
It all began with a joke, a game joke.
You were laying on his bed while he played a co-op RPG with his online friends. You leaned in and playfully said,
“Hey, don’t forget who carried the boss fight last time. I was MVP.”
Idia froze.
Then laughed, but it was the kind of laugh that came with visible offense.
“Pfft, yeah, sure. That’s cute. You only got that final hit because I distracted the boss with my DPS. If we’re talking stats, I carried, obviously.”
You smiled, waiting for him to nudge you or wink. But he didn’t. He was serious.
And you weren’t mad. Just... disappointed.
So when he turned to give you a quick kiss between fights for "good luck buff" you pulled away with a neutral,
“Good luck, Shroud,” and walked out.
You called him Shroud… yeah… now he’s on full panic mode.
Day 1:
He tells himself you’re just joking. A reverse tsundere route, maybe? A temporary stat debuff for the drama?
But then you leave him on read. Three times.
He looks like a kicked puppy and almost burns his popcorn while he checks his phone every 5 minutes.
Day 2:
He sends you a pleading cat meme and types,
“If I say your final hit was OP and you were clearly the MVP, will you kiss me again? Please? Pretty please?”
You leave him on read again.
He screams into his pillow. Ortho finds him face down on the floor and assumes it's one of his “emo recharging days.” So he slowly close the door back…
Day 3:
He finally ambushes you in the library.
Literally hides behind a tall shelf, waits for you to pass, then jumps out, hood up, hair pink with nerves.
“I was a jerk,” he blurts. “You totally carried the boss fight. Not that it matters… you're my MVP in, like, every category, okay?”
You blink, arms crossed. “Even Charisma? Because I seem to remember someone saying I couldn’t build a proper support character.”
He groans. “Please. I haven't had a proper support in 72 hours. My party is dying because they sucks.”
You stifle a laugh, pretending to consider it. “…so you want me be your support again also your booster kiss?”
“YES. Yes. Please. I’ll even stream in a ‘SHE’S ALWAYS RIGHT’ T-shirt. Just—please.”
You lean in and kiss him, longer than usual, soft and slow. When you pull back, he looks dazed and pink to the tips of his ears.
“Debuff removed,” you say with a grin.
“…You’re gonna kill me. In the best way,” he mumbles.
Malleus Draconia
The Argument:
It all started with fireflies.
You were walking together one evening across the glowing expanse forest, enjoying the rare quiet with your fae prince. The fireflies were glowing bright between the trees, and you stopped to point them out.
“Look! Lightning bugs! Aren’t they cute?”
Malleus blinked slowly, face impassive. “I’ve never understood humans' fascination with insects. Their biological structure is mildly interesting, but they are quite simple creatures.”
You stared at him, stunned. “But they’re adorable! They light up! Like nature’s little lanterns!”
“They are vermin with bioluminescence,” he said matter of factly.
“…Okay,” you said coolly, stepping back from him. “I guess we don’t have to agree on everything.”
He tilted his head. “Are you… upset?”
You just gave him a tight smile and said, “Not at all, Goodnight, Malleus.”
No forehead kiss. No goodnight peck on the cheek.
He knew then: something terrible had happened.
Day 1:
He goes to Lilia.
“I believe I’ve made her angry… over insects.”
Lilia laughs for a full ten minutes, slapping his knee. “Oh, my dear boy… you’ll need to apologize. And sincerely. She’s not angry about the bugs.”
“She’s not?” Malleus asks, confused.
“No. She’s angry you dismissed something she found beautiful.”
Now he feels it even more… he’s coocked…
Day 2:
He stands outside your dorm window in the rain (he summoned the rain) and calls your name like a dramatic Victorian lover.
“Child of man! My Dear, Please! I am not worthy of your lips, but I beg for them nonetheless!”
You peek out the window and close the curtain. He swears he sees you laugh…but you still don’t come out.
Day 3:
He appears beside you in class unannounced. Crewel professor blinks but says nothing… nobody dares… or more like they interested in the drama...
You raise an eyebrow. “Here to insult more of my favorite childhood memories?”
He flinches, genuinely wounded.
“…I have researched the fireflies. I watched a 3-hour documentary and now I know that their glow is a miracle of natural evolution. I understand now why you find them lovely.”
You blink. “You watched a documentary?”
Class: “he watched a 3 hour long documentary?!”
“Yes,” he says solemnly, then pulls something from his coat.
It’s a small, ornate glass jar. Inside it is a tiny, enchanted lights flitting around—magical fireflies.
“I had Lilia teach me the spell. I wanted to bring them to you. They will never die, and they glow in your favorite colors.”
You stare at him, heart melting. “…You’re such a dramatic prince, you know that?”
He bows slightly. “Only for you.”
Now the whole class melting not just you
You step forward and grabbed his hand and pulled out of the classroom and when you closed the door behind you you leaned in and finally give him the kiss he’s been yearning for, slow, warm, and tender. His hand comes up to gently cup your cheek, holding you like you made out of glass.
When you break apart, you murmur, “Apology accepted.”
He smiles, utterly enchanted. “May I ask for another kiss… for the fireflies?”
“…You may.”
And this time, when the magic lights glow, he doesn’t call them vermin. He calls them beautiful.
You know most of this stuff already but hey, rules are rules.
So, for that match up 👀
Personality: STOOPID (Jk... or am I). But other than that, I believe I'm a very protective and oversharer. ENTP, of course. Always excited to learn and do new things. Tho I always have a deep sense of guilt kicking my (beautiful) ass.
My hobbies: What hobbies do I not have? But any sports in general, do I even need to spell it out anymore?
Likes and dislikes: Love sports, reading, trying new things, my daughter is my world, I love being able to do things on my own... and for what I don't like? Bugs, not being right, failing at things, and Republicans. I didn't stutter.
Any additional info: Well, this is the perfect occasion for you to go deeeeep into your mind and remember random details about me, like my wonderful schedule
And honestly, if you can do sibling and dorm mach-up, I wouldnt complain
Again, CONGRAAATS FOR 2K! And I hope I'm first cause I ran to do this xx
knock knock
A peacock has come to delivered a letter with your name on it! Let's see what it says...
Yippee! You were here like the second I started the event like dang you're fast. Bear with me as I pretend to be the magic mirror.
Starting with your dorm matchup...
Didn't have to consult the magic mirror much on this one. I already knew the answer, and I feel like I vaguely recall a time we talked about this. You're in Savanaclaw.
This isn't just about your love for sports (though that does contribute to it), it's also your personality, your drive, and your slightly chaotic nature.
You carry the King of Beasts' spirit of persistence!
You're adventurous, protective of those around you and firm in your beliefs, chaotic at times, and very independent. I think you'd thrive in Savanaclaw!
Leona is recruiting you for all the dorm's sports, but outside that, he doesn't bother you much
He doesn't even send Ruggie to ask you to do things often
JACK HOWEVER hovers around you like a lost puppy
He respects you a lot and looks up to you!
If you're trying something new again, Jack is there and wants to try it too
He'll also kill bugs for you
Anytime that deep sense of guilt comes after you and they get even a HINT that you're feeling it, they are all after you trying to subtly keep that guilt away
The real kicker though? Literally all of Savanaclaw adores your daughter, like she has everyone wrapped around her little finger
Ruggie would happily even carry her with him on errands, she could play with Leona's tail, and Jack would use his magic to turn into his big wolf form and cuddle her like they're all so caring and protective of her too
For your sibling matchup...
I had to really sit with this one and stew on it for quite a bit, but I've come to a conclusion. I am terribly sorry for your result (not really).
You're related to Ace.
I'm sorry to break this news to you. This is tragic, but Ace is your little brother. But this also means you have another brother which we haven't met.
I say Ace is your brother partially because I see a slight similarity in personalities and activities, but also some differences that work in a sibling dynamic.
Speaking of, lets talks about your sibling dynamic!
He challenges you a lot, like every chance he gets almost to make things into a competition and will cheat to win
He's a classic younger sibling, annoying you all the time and teasing you every chance he gets
He'd find bugs just to bring to you, but if ANYONE dares mess with you or insult you, he gets defensive even though he knows you can handle yourself
In his eyes, only he's allowed to annoy you, and it's his job that he takes VERY seriously
That being said, when he does do something stupid and needs to get out of trouble fast, he does come to you, and though he won't admit it, he'll try and subtly ask for help
If he's already been in trouble and currently wearing a collar courtesy of Riddle, he's avoiding you because he doesn't want you to know he got in trouble
On a similar note, he hates when Riddle talks to you because he doesn't want Riddle to rat out how much Ace is failing his classes
He will drag you into chaos when possible, maybe even throw you under the bus if Riddle asks (He tells you later he owes you for taking Riddle's fury, or that you're showing what a great older sibling you are for doing so)
As for your daughter, he spoils her like a good uncle. With any other kid, he's complain and whine about babysitting, but not her (partially because he uses her as an excuse to get out of work with RIddle)
Dorm matchups actually interest me more than siblings matchups, so I may ask for one of those. Not right now though as I'm too lazy to give info. I just want to send in the sketch I made before I forget and incase I actually don't have the energy to do a digital version of it soon.
[Writing besides the sketch is: Nightinlark Shroom? Ryker-writes' Jaxon inspired mushroom. Nightinglark is someone's online name. (So I do want to find a different name for the mushroom so I'm not really taking a random online person's name and I completely forgot to do that.)]
A letter has arrived via the peacock Ryker peacock delivery system! A message for you from one of Twisted Wonderland's fanfiction writers! The peacock drops it off before sprinting away with a bag full of letters for various readers.
Opening up the letter, you take a read of it's contents.
Hello my dear readers!
We've recently hit 2k followers! I'm so so so grateful to all of you. Your comments, reblogs, and follows all mean so much to me. I'm always excited to read people's comments or read through the tags people add when they reblog, and I get happy just seeing people like my work! All of your support means so much to me!
Of course, this new milestone means another event! I asked you guys what you want, and the majority voted for sibling matchups. Simply submit some information about yourself, and I'll match you with someone who would be your sibling in twst, include relationship dynamic, and include some headcanons! BUT!! I've also decided to include Dorm Matchups because I thought they'd be fun! So you can also send in some info to see what dorm I think you'd be in.
If you'd like a sibling or dorm matchup, here's what I ask you include in your message:
A description of your personality
At least one hobby of yours
A few likes and dislikes
Any additional information you want to include about yourself/your oc
If you want it to be a sibling matchup/dorm matchup/or both
You can choose to do just a sibling matchup, a dorm matchup, or ask for both. Your submission can be about you or an oc. If you're submitting more than one character or yourself and an oc, I ask you put them in two different submissions to keep it one character per submission. Include as much information as you'd like, and remember, the more information you give me, the better and easier it is for me to give you a matchup and headcanons.
The event will be open for submissions until October 1st.
Once again, I'm very happy and grateful to you all for your support and reading my works! I'm happy to see you all enjoying my stuff, and will keep writing!
Hiii ^^ 🌟 anon here, It's been a while! I've been out of the twst fandom for a bit but I'm back so I wanted to check on how my favourite writer is doing :D
hi hi 🌟 anon! Sorry it took me a bit to get to your message.
I've been doing good! Doing better personally in my irl life, and feeling good!
As per usual, I'm having my routine twisted wonderland hyperfixation lol
I know you haven't put out details yet for the event for siblings matchup, but I just felt like I'd share a small thing I've had in my mind incase it helps with setting up rules.
I keep feeling like my oc Bobo could be cousins with Riddle, if it weren't for being from different universes, considering their similarities. Not enough for me to actually consider them siblings.
So I suppose if you haven't thought about it yet, perhaps cover if your event will cover peeps' ocs or is it just the asker themself?
Congrats on hitting 2,000 followers! Did I ever share a piece of art of a mushroom that's a bit inspired by Jaxon? I know I haven't colored it, maybe I should go ahead and digitalize it so I can color it easily as a gift to you.
Thank you! I will be using this to help me make the post :3
The event applies to both readers and any ocs they want to submit, so it's up to them! It's been a while and I have a poor memory though, so you'll have to remind me of Bobo's personality and stuff for the event ehe
Also, I don't think I've seen a Jaxon inspired mushroom but I'm so curious! I'd love to see it, even if it's just a sketch :0
100% ran to this request as soon as I saw it in my inbox
As a huge Sebek fan, I'm in full support of this idea and will always happily write more Sebek content because my boy needs so much more love than he gets! Forgive me if this one is long or is slightly indulgent because omg I love him and I thank you for asking for this
Request rules and Masterlists
Accidentally proposing by giving him a rock (Sebek)
Sebek isn't an easy one to get along with to most people, so you're quite fortunate that you're someone he trusts so deeply. Sure, he has his moments, but he's a great person overall! Most are just put off by his loud and opinionated demeanor. Once you get past that, it's easier to see he's quite thoughtful and considerate.
Though he does spend a lot of time talking about Malleus, you've gotten to know who he is outside of the Malleus-obsession. Like how he likes reading, or fishing because it reminds him of his grandpa. In turn, he's also taken the time to learn more about your interests and preferences. Overall, he's been great!
That's why you decided to give him a token of your appreciation. It wasn't much, but you saw this really nice smooth rock. Sure, it wasn't the most traditional or useful gift, but it's the meaning behind it. You like the rock, and it's like a token of appreciation for him. So why not give it to him?
So when you saw him just before lunch, you decided to give it to him. You're not sure how you expected him to react when you held the rock out to him, but pure horrified shock and the reddening of his face was not it. His mouth dropped open, and he was unusually silent for a short period as his eyes flicked between you and the rock in your hand.
It took a solid two minutes of silence before he finally cleared his throat and recovered. Crossing his arms, he held his head up and closed his eyes, but his cheeks and his ears were still dusted red. After taking a deep breath, he began, unusually quiet, "Human...your audacity and boldness astounds me still. Such a important declaration, and during school hours no less! For you to take the time to learn fae customs just for this...such dedication and thought!"
Honestly, you weren't sure what he was talking about. All you're doing is giving him a rock, but he's acting like you're making some grand sacrifice. Then again, Sebek doesn't always make sense. Maybe it's just him making a bigger deal out of it than it actually is. Yeah, that sounds like Sebek.
Hesitantly, you pieced together a response, "Right...so....are you gonna take the rock?"
He sucked in a breath, and then carefully plucked it from your hand, and was back to his loud declarations, "Of course! Your effort and boldness is admired, and I shall not disappoint you, Human! Fear not, for I will not let your efforts go to waste!"
With that, he marched off before you could say anything else, the rock held close to his chest, and his face still a deep red.
You knew Sebek was half human, but raised mainly in fae culture. So while he was familiar with some human traditions, he was more connected and well versed in fae culture. You however, weren't. So it got you thinking about what he meant when he mentioned you studying fae culture. Sure, you've learned a few things from being friends with Malleus, Lilia, and Silver, but nothing about rocks??
You didn't think too much on it until Malleus and Lilia came to find you later. Lilia immediately hugged you with a bright smile, cheering, "There you are. We came to extend our deepest congratulations! Quite a big move for people so young, but you've made Sebek incredibly happy."
Confused, you hugged Lilia back, and glanced at Malleus, "Uh, thanks, but what are you talking about?"
Lilia pulled away, and tilted his head, "Your proposal of course. It's quite moving to see such young love thrive. I'm quite proud of you two."
Now it was your turn to be stunned into silence. Proposal? When did you propose to Sebek? All you did was give him a rock to show your appreciation, but they're saying you're engaged now???
You raised a hand slightly, trying to stop Lilia from continuing on, and asked, "When did I propose?! I gave him a rock, not a ring."
Malleus spoke up, an amused smile on his face, "Yes. It is a fae tradition in Briar Valley that rocks can be given as a form of marriage proposal."
Pure shock flooded you at the revelation, and Lilia chucked, "Oh dear. Sebek's already planning the wedding, and even called his parents. Hope you don't get cold feet now~"
Next time, you're going to study before giving a fae anything.
Hello everyone! I wanted to drop off a few announcements before I get back into writing requests! I'd greatly appreciate all of you reading this!
For new readers
For anyone who might be new to my blog and writing, I'm happy to have you here! My name is Ryker and I've been writing fanfics for twisted wonderland for over two years now. Though I don't post every day, I do always come back to the blog. There are times I lose motivation or get writers block, which is why I don't post for periods of time, and I don't want to spam this account with my random thoughts since I'm sure that's not what people want. Though I might disappear for a bit, I always come back and get back into writing because I love it, so don't worry! Until then, I encourage you to check out my masterlists as there's plenty or writing there!
AI
I didn't think I'd have to make an announcement about this, but here we are. Recently, it's been brought to my attention that someone has been reuploading my fics to c.ai as bots. I've thankfully worked with c.ai support and gotten the bot taken down. I appreciate those who brought it to my attention, and if anyone ever finds bots using my works, I urge you to report the bot and let me know. I won't criticize anyone for using c.ai, but stealing work from writers without even letting them know or getting their permission is a sucky thing to do. I didn't think I'd have to say this, but I want to make it clear:
I do not give my permission or consent to any of my works being uploaded to ai, or other platforms.
To those of you who made me aware of the bot, I appreciate you greatly!
2k celebration!
On a much lighter note, we're close to 2k followers! I'm honestly overwhelmed with the amount of people who like my fics and want to read them, and I am so grateful for all your support! That being said, I think it's time to celebrate, and wanted to ask for all of your input on how you all would like to celebrate! So here's a poll for what else you all would like!
How would you like to celebrate 2k
Prompt event where people choose a character and prompt
Romantic Matchups
Sibling Matchups
Dorm Matchups
Best Friend Matchups
All of the Matchups as options for the event
Just get back to writing regular requests and fics pls
Ryker's choice
Other idea (Please put in comments)
Voting ended onSep 18, 2025
Finally, I'll be trying to get back to regular requests soon! I'm excited to hear what you all think and want to see. I'm grateful for you all and your support!
Hello everyone! I wanted to drop off a few announcements before I get back into writing requests! I'd greatly appreciate all of you reading this!
For new readers
For anyone who might be new to my blog and writing, I'm happy to have you here! My name is Ryker and I've been writing fanfics for twisted wonderland for over two years now. Though I don't post every day, I do always come back to the blog. There are times I lose motivation or get writers block, which is why I don't post for periods of time, and I don't want to spam this account with my random thoughts since I'm sure that's not what people want. Though I might disappear for a bit, I always come back and get back into writing because I love it, so don't worry! Until then, I encourage you to check out my masterlists as there's plenty or writing there!
AI
I didn't think I'd have to make an announcement about this, but here we are. Recently, it's been brought to my attention that someone has been reuploading my fics to c.ai as bots. I've thankfully worked with c.ai support and gotten the bot taken down. I appreciate those who brought it to my attention, and if anyone ever finds bots using my works, I urge you to report the bot and let me know. I won't criticize anyone for using c.ai, but stealing work from writers without even letting them know or getting their permission is a sucky thing to do. I didn't think I'd have to say this, but I want to make it clear:
I do not give my permission or consent to any of my works being uploaded to ai, or other platforms.
To those of you who made me aware of the bot, I appreciate you greatly!
2k celebration!
On a much lighter note, we're close to 2k followers! I'm honestly overwhelmed with the amount of people who like my fics and want to read them, and I am so grateful for all your support! That being said, I think it's time to celebrate, and wanted to ask for all of your input on how you all would like to celebrate! So here's a poll for what else you all would like!
How would you like to celebrate 2k
Prompt event where people choose a character and prompt
Romantic Matchups
Sibling Matchups
Dorm Matchups
Best Friend Matchups
All of the Matchups as options for the event
Just get back to writing regular requests and fics pls
Ryker's choice
Other idea (Please put in comments)
Voting ended onSep 18, 2025
Finally, I'll be trying to get back to regular requests soon! I'm excited to hear what you all think and want to see. I'm grateful for you all and your support!