🔞Rockussy🔞

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[rylandgracesbiosphere]

The sexiest science teacher in all of San Fran

Self indulgent Grace in bike shorts

[justshipsandstuff]

Whole house is theatre kids

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[dyke-parade]

we talk a big game about movie!rocky being a freak for openly eating in front of grace when book!rocky is like "it's private...it's biological..." but given that grace was the one who started shlorping down mug ramen in front of rocky FIRST without (presumably) any kind of warning, from rocky's perspective the train had already left freakville so he might as well just keep it rolling

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 2/?

Part 1 -> Part 3

[digitalmyyth]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

[djpachipikachu]

the vivisection jokes have to get old at some point right

^ soft launching my narcoleptic grace hc

[raviolireptile]

Birthday post! I am 19 now 🎊 also don’t get mad at Rocky 4 being short w Grace. this is the 5th time in the last 20 mins that Grace has interrupted Rocky’s work to talk about some random bullshit

A month & a half later (+ inspiration):

[rockrockgrace]

He's got TWO guns!

"Why is Grace laughing question? Rocky is very intimidating statement. GRACE STOP LAUGHING AT ROCKY DEMAND!" A dumb sequel to this

[s0lanums]

okay so imagine after a couple years on erid, eridian scientists start trying to make fabric that grace can safely wear. some of his clothes are getting worn out at this point, his weight fluctuations mean that not everything from the hail mary fits him, and in general they just want to make sure he's comfortable. they know that the visual appearance of clothing is quite important to humans (he comments on the mottled color of rocky's clothing in the book) so they use a camera gun like rocky's to make sure they're keeping the colors consistent and to grace's tastes.

cue the leader of the human-safe textiles team showing up to the biodome to gift grace new outfits. he's all excited to see what eridian fabric will feel like and to get to try on some new clothes and... huh.

"thank you! wow! these are so great." he coughs awkwardly. "um, but they're all... translucent?"

the team leader jazz-hands happily. "yes, made them to fit savior grace's preferences! you wanted clear materials for your biodome, so we tried to replicate that. we couldn't make them completely see-through, my apologies."

"no, yeah, it's just..." grace side-eyes rocky, hoping for support, but rocky remains silent. "it's nothing. i love them. um, maybe some non-translucent options could be good, though. just... for variety."

"understood! i'll bring some next time." the team leader taps their claws, then says, "aren't you going to try them on?"

another glance at rocky, this one more desperate. rocky is doing the eridian equivalent of a smug little smirk, the asshole.

grace knows that, logically, this shouldn't bother him — the eridians can already hear through his clothes (and his skin, and his muscles) at all times anyways — but there's still blush creeping across his cheeks as he changes into a set of gauzy clothes. they're made of multiple layers of thin fabric, no doubt because they couldn't achieve the see-through look on something thicker, that drape over him in a deceptively delicate way. jesus, they've even made him fucking see-through underwear.

when he goes back out to do a little walk and twirl for the team leader, rocky wolf-whistles.

[s0lanums]

thinking rock4rock freak4freak thoughts and I do love the idea that yeah they're in love BUT it's important to also be freak compatible, and Little Rocky and Big Big Adrian is like. specifically a kink thing for both of them, in that Rocky's hands are small enough and Adrian's seam is big enough that Rocky can touch them inside where they're soft *just a little bit* and it's wildly perverted by Eridian standards and they both love it.

And then Rocky being on the tinytop side of this alien dynamic meeting Grace who is bigger than him but!!!! Tongue and Fingers are SO slender and dextrous and capable of touching soft tissue without scraping dangerously because his carapace parts are *padded* (and the tongue doesn't even HAVE any carapace parts!!!) and I can't decide if it's better if Rocky has Wondered what it would be like to be on the other side of things before or if he Never Imagined that could be something for him and he needs to invent thermal insulation dental dams right now immediately

OOOHHH BABYYYY

freak4freak rockdrian is SO canon to me. i mentioned in one of my fics (this one) that adrian and rocky engage in penetrative sex, which is WILDLY kinky for eridians; that fic is from grace's pov, so it's grace who thinks about how rocky and adrian's size difference would make that even hotter, but i'll eventually touch on how rocky Also loves their size difference! i really love the idea of rocky topping though oughghh....

i already think rocky Definitely has a thing for grace's hands — his long fingers, hand-eye coordination (canonically, eridians can't do things like accurately throw something with their hands in the way a human can), and the fact that his hands are designed to be highly sensitive to texture are super intriguing to rocky. unlike eridian hands, they're soft, and due to the sensory sensitivity of human hands, they can be a lot more precise when interacting with delicate things... like the inside of an eridian, perhaps. grace's hands are to an eridian like an alien with tentacles would be to a human — that is, they look like they were literally made for sex.

and rocky's mouth kink has made an appearance in all of my gracerocky fics because you KNOW he looooves that gross, saliva-filled orifice. the fact that grace's eating parts aren't just contained within his mouth but that his tongue can be stuck out, lolled around, and pressed against things drives rocky NUTS.

the thought of rocky having sort of idly wondered what it would be like to bottom like adrian does for him, but never thought about it seriously because he's already small for an eridian so it's literally not possible. and then he meets grace. and eventually, when he starts to fall for him, realizing that grace could do that to him. he watches grace worm his dextrous fingers into tiny spaces to fiddle with lab equipment or stick out his tongue in thought and suddenly can't think about anything else. the first time he sees grace unfold a breakfast burrito wrapper to lick the remaining cheese and sauce out of its recesses rocky feels like he's going to die.

and the idea of the three of them on erid getting to indulge both of rocky's kinks — rocky sandwiched between his partners, trying so hard to focus on pleasing adrian with his own claws while grace fingers and licks him through a flexible suit — is just. ghfrgfhrgfhr.

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 3/?

Part 2 -> Part 4

[spatulasetc]

ok this is from andy weir's lore doc

so what do you mean these people who cannot see light have a nervous system that runs on it.

imagine the eridian medical community being like "yeah we just don't know exactly how the brain works its just one of those things we might never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

and then grace comes along and somehow figures this out and casually drops "oh yeah y'all's nerves are fiber optics btw. here's the refraction index of your brain"

[hedgehogofvictory]

im dying at this because imagine if aliens came down to earth and then months to years later said: "oh btw your appendix? that's for regulating your sleepsnorp particles at splalelegix frequencies. super important to life on our planet. Yours is pretty to look at."

[crafteeauthor]

Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt

[almondcroissantsandink]

just roomate (crewmate?) things

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[wheup]

I love the idea of Rocky building the xenonite suit a few months after they get to Erid and going up to visit Grace in orbit as a surprise and he goes through this awful perpetually guilty scary triggering learning curve of figuring out how much strength he can safely use on which parts of the ship and Grace, and he's constantly apologising and hovering when he accidentally presses too hard, and all through this Grace (touch-starved, delirious, suffering zoochosis, dangerously understimulated), is trying to find a way to ask if Rocky can break a few of his bones without being put on alien suicide watch.

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL