redheads are always better than blondes

Rylee Morgan Pillsburry sixteen. grade 11. taken.

[prettynerdieworks]

[bileshroom]

im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009

[bileshroom]

Let’s go to candy mountain

[tokai-teio]

this post stole my freaking kidney

[nurse-yvonne]

↳ INSTAGRAM: yvonnealmostcarlisle uploaded a new photo - with @sssamcarlisle

this happened on the 5th and i’m still sobbing. had to have some family celebrations before announcing, but i’m so fucking happy. sam, you are everything i didn’t know i needed and i can’t wait to be mrs. carlisle. 

photocredit: hazel carlisle, my amazing step-daughter to be <3

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[ryleepills]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. 

[ryleepills]

↳ INSTAGRAM ryleepills uploaded a new photo ft @woahdeclan-b

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DECLAN LOVE YA 

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[ryleepills]

@declanbeckett: if this is an episode of dance moms, you are holly.

@ryleepills: it fucking feels like one doesn't it

[ryleepills]

@declanbeckett: queen rylee has entered the chat.

@ryleepills: okay like i understand both sides, BUT LIKE CAN WE JUST GROW THE FUCK UP PLEASE

[ryleepills]

@ryleepills: I LOVE WATCHING MY FRIENDS FIGHT

@ryleepills: feels like we're not in 11th grade and we're back in 9th...

[ryleepills]

hey i Rylee and im auditioning for Heather 

[lucascsinclairs]

Lumax + hand-holding

[mikejane]

Request — anonymous: “love your gifs, could you make a Lucas x max gifset? They were so cute this season x”  

[lucascsinclairs]

~ Two actual rays of sunshine ~

[ryleepills]

TEXT: RYLEE ⇄ WESLEY

Wesley: Must have missed it.

Wesley: That's when you ask for a ride, kid.

Wesley: How would we be safer?

Rylee: clearly -_-

Rylee: thank god all my friends have cars now

Rylee: because i'd cry if i hurt your car.

Rylee: I'd cry if i hurt mom's too, but i know your car is your actual child and i would want to die if i hurt your car.

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TEXT: RYLEE ⇄ WESLEY

Wesley: Weird. Must have just randomly happened.

Wesley: Trash? Really Ry?

Wesley: We're doing it in moms car. I'm not letting you crash my car.

Rylee: happened the same time every year.

Rylee: yes. snow and ice melt got all in my wheels.

Rylee: But if we do it in your car, i'd be safer and not crash it.

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TEXT: RYLEE ⇄ WESLEY

Wesley: You're sixteen? Damn. never would have known.

Wesley: Well. Yeah. Everywhere you ever want to go you just skateboard there.

Wesley: I'm so honored.

Rylee: It totally didn't happen like three months ago

Rylee: okay but what if i don't want to, ESPECIALLY in the winter. It was trash last year, never again

Rylee: Okay well it's you or mom or dad. i feel like you'll be the one to less freak out on me

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TEXT: RYLEE ⇄ WESLEY

Rylee: Hey question.

Rylee: I have been sixteen since april

Rylee: yet no one in the family has tried to teach me how to drive.

Rylee: is it bc i skateboard everywhere? Do people think i don't eventually /need/ a care

Rylee: aka im coming to you to help me learn.

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madispills‌:

that moment in icarly when spencer brought home an ostrich and had a smoothie in one hand and carly asked “what is that” and spencer casually responded with “a smoothie” was funnier than the entire series of the office

Why is that a mood.