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Happy 6th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jacking off to stepmom porn on 9/11

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

dat-soldier

cozza-frenzy

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

xxxtictacion

The origins of the mission status: sick image

pinkmistle06

OH

saint-batrick

!!! i’d never seen this!

sabertoothwalrus

sometimes I think about how red is the first color in the visible light spectrum to be absorbed in ocean water

and how many deep-sea creatures evolved to be red as a stealth adaptation, making them near invisible when there’s little to no light present

and it makes me think. If there’s never any visible light present in these animals’ lifetimes, if no ROV shines a little flashlight in depths that would otherwise not have light, would these animals ever get the opportunity to actually be red? that might be a stupid question.

imagine being a little deep sea creature and having no idea you’re red until something comes along and shines a light on you except you still wouldn’t be able to tell because you’re probably colorblind. anyway. I don’t know where I was going with this post

sabertoothwalrus

Is color relative? Or inherent? Or both???

Like is color physiological and determined by the shape of whatever pigment cells that will always absorb certain wavelengths and reflect others?

or is color meaningless if there’s no light to absorb and reflect?

Is it completely relative because the way we percieve color is subjective, how even within our own species there are so many different kinds of ways people can observe color?

makes you think

bogleech

Red light doesn’t make it to the deep ocean from the sun, but that doesn’t mean red light doesn’t exist at that depth!

The stomiidae, which include the viperfish, dragonfish, and loosejaws, are one example of a deep sea animal that evolved to perceive and produce red light because it isn’t naturally present in their environment and most other organisms never hit on that adaptation. In most of this group, tiny red lights can be switched on and off throughout their skin to communicate with their own kind in secret. More threateningly, some of them have high-powered “floodlights” of pure red just beneath their eyes; almost no other deep sea fish emit actual BEAMS of light to illuminate what they’re looking at because that’d make them a shining beacon to every larger predator in the area, but since it’s red, the only risk ends up coming from their fellow red-light hunters and those remain just uncommon enough to be worth the chance. In many members of this group, most of all the loosejaws (hence the name), almost the entire skull can naturally detach from the rest of the body on specialized stalks at lightning speed so that their long, hooked jaws can grab prey in an instant, almost the same exact motion as the arm of a preying mantis:

If you were a little fish in this scenario you would see absolutely nothing but darkness around you and possibly feel pretty safe, because maybe you’ve evolved to blend in perfectly with the surrounding void and you can’t see any blue or yellow or green lights coming to get you. You have no idea that there’s been a spotlight right on you all along until its owner’s face flies off to impale you and shove you whole into its giant throat all in less than half of a second :)

mysteryseeker

i know people always talk about oooooh deep sea creatures are so weird but this is the first that genuinly ripped me out of my comfortable reality and made me question what the FUCK kind of hyperspecific evolutionary specifics would lead to this motherfucker evolving on goddamn planet earth and if a creature shackled to the genetics of our lameass bodyplans can go ahead and just become this, how INSANE must alien life look like? SHOW ME THE ALIENS NASA I WANT TO SEE THEM

mysteryseeker

STOP BEING COWARDS AND DRILL THROUGH THE EUROPA ICE SHEETS FOR GOODS SAKE I WANT TO SEE THE ICE MOON FISH

lovej0ys-deactivated20240212

eclecticmasterpiece

So she just wanted to cause problems huh

punkrock-bottom

herzspalter

Transformers has a lot of quotable lines, especially from the animated movie, but “I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise” is so fucking raw and needs more appreciation

plasmaturian

theshitpostcalligrapher

yoooooo

next handwritten book is gonna probably just be a book filled with these quotes lmao

herzspalter

This is such a good addition to this post oh my god I love this!!

thecollectibles

Mushroom Smaugust by Xavier Collette

bellasgreensweater

What I’d feed you based on your fave twilight character:

Bella:

homemade lasagna ✨

Edward:

Ice cream✨

Alice:

Coffee and Croissants 🥐

Rosalie:

Charcuterie board with wine 🍷

Emmett:

KFC bucket 🍗

Carlisle:

Pasta and wine 🍷

Esme:

Homemade warm cookies 🍪

Jasper:

Whatever this is 😃

Jacob (preferably long haired lol):

Pizza takeaway 🍕

Leah:

All u can eat buffet ❤️

I’ve exceeded the image limit so part 2 soon

descole-dead

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

drtanner

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

descole-dead

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

descole-dead

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th