Bjrd.

Right now, my hands are ice.

[ryzephoenix]

Dick Diving 101:

[yekkes]

Fuck men. Be gay

[yekkes]

This post is applicable to wlw and mlm. Solidarity

[yekkes]

Fuck men. Be gay

[yekkes]

This post is applicable to wlw and mlm. Solidarity

[happytama]

Overwatch dads and their damn cheeky children.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOOO

[maybeantonioj]

IM DEAD

[ryzephoenix]

HAHAHAHAHA

[marvel]

The Avengers Project Announcement Trailer

Marvel Entertainment and Square Enix announced today a multi-year, multi-game partnership, leading with the reveal of The Avengers project. This newly establ...

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thatsthat24]

The real air bud.

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[marvel]

Power comes from within. The official poster for Legion on FX has arrived.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[kvothbloodless]

Supernatural, Season 34, probably

Dean: I’m back from hell and I have the robot devil’s hands!

[ryzephoenix]

I absolutely love this 

[b1urrycryptid]

i dont have an excuse or explanation for this

(dont tag as mcr.eyes)

[ryzephoenix]

Me everyday

[singularmanlytear]

[ryzephoenix]

LMAO

[thelonecoywolf]

au where they meet eachother in the younger days

baby Shimada and baby McCree

bonus:

a young master Shimada must stay kind and professional even though he was given an embarrassing compliment

[schmogg]

tfw your husband is a huge tease and you’re forced to take what you want before he leaves for his next mission

wow animating kissing is hard (♡´艸`)

[gunnslaughter]

A petty 20 goes a long way.