sar

hello?

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[shesnake]

goodbye august you piece of shit

[beeames]

🌧️ 🌧️ 🌧️

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[cherryglossbaby]

[trapcard]

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[gendergenius]

when u run with the rest of the crew to stabilize the reactor and ur the imposter who sabotaged it

[mangosbian]

[emirrart]

https://twitter.com/saltydkdan/status/1319401905286766593?s=20

link to the ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/savealfred

tumblr will not show this post in tags so please reblog if you can 

[mysuperlaserpiss]

Please help Alfred if you can!!! I love him so much, he is a talented artist and his streams are mad funny💞💞💞😔😔😔

[rackletang]

#resist (at Tacoma, Washington)

[kataara]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[pinof]

the suite life finale

[poppywright]

WALLACE WELLS. Drunk homosexual.

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

true as hell

[bob-belcher]

[phageous]

Just gonna leave this here

[frogmoss1]

gay purple bitch

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

get it white boy

[welpyoun]

does a gay little slide that pisses you off

[hotsenator]