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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 3/10 FEMALE CHARACTERS → SANTANA LOPEZ

It’s no secret that Brittany and I are together. At first I thought that it was a phase. You know, just a fun thing that would eventually go away. But I guess what I’ve realised is that I am gay. It’s who I am. And if you don’t like it, that’s fine, feel free to tell me but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m a natural born leader and I’m not afraid to cut a bitch.

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

hurleyquinnzel

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

christopher-bryant

by fall out boy

hurleyquinnzel

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

diazpoems

Me at the people still arguing about this:

belovedtaylor

i don’t want to be a contributing member of society !!! i just want to consume media and hold someone’s hand !!!

witcheschess

guerrillatech

Seems bad

bakelite-bliss

Barry O'Brian

solarbird

they're tearing it to pieces on japanese twitter. also, it's racist as fuck.

solarbird

also it's really stupid. i mean really stupid.

voxsecundus

If we all get super lucky someone will sell this to police for enhancing security camera footage and they won’t know what to do with all the white men it generates

bluebandana

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

bonersniper

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

weaver-z

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

millennial-review-deactivated20

adhd-vibes

elliestormfound

Idiots to lovers implies that they stop being idiots when they finally get together, but that is just not true, they will always be idiots

kheru-post-randoms

Idiots (pining) to idiots (dating)

avatraang

idiot to usdiot

moshbrotatoes

johnnyjoestarrelatable

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

johnnyjoestarrelatable

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

johnnyjoestarrelatable

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

iridescentjaq

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

johnnyjoestarrelatable

that’s horrifying! thank you