no gibs for u

The invention of cigarettes that are good for you would usher in the Utopia

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[nociceptrix]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wordfather]

we used to say 'pics or it didnt happen' and if you were lying you'd be screwed. but liars can show me a picture now and i dont know if its real. i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know

[internet-sentences]

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[43988343934-deactivated20191118]

rabies self dx’d vs interests: cannibalism

[irltedbundy]

WHAT THE FUCK? Please delete this and don’t vague my boyfriend

[43988343934-deactivated20191118]

shut the fuck up ted bundy i call the fucking shots here on kinnie tumblr

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:

shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today

[ripempezardexerox]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[artsystarsandshadows]

fixed it

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[bettybeagettymcclanahan]

[sandmandaddy69]

[captain-price-returns]

Russians receive a physics lesson courtesy of a Mi-24’s 12.7mm rotary machine gun.

[captain-price-returns]

I’m 95% confident this is a real video

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[targetedknowledge]