MC

Call me MC, femine pronouns. Chaos encouraged

[thebaffledcaptain]

sigh. it’s missing colonial williamsburg hours

[too-many-fandoms-to-choose-one]

I was gonna ask this anonymously But you have anons off...

BEESCHURGER???

Ah yes.... My first ask

🐝🐝🍔

Remember kids to save the rare Beeschurger

@s00perwh00l00ck @wh0mst-is-this @superwholocked144

[ok-dingo]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

it’s like a time capsule from hell 

[fenestratingfungi]

[sirius]

Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[operafantomet]

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…Phantom Actually…

[archdyke-von-hoehenberg]

What I Want

You know what I want? I WANT RAMIN, SIERRA AND HADLEY AS THE MANAGERS AND CARLOTTA ON PHANTOM 50 JUST IMAGINE RAMIN AND HADLEY IN ALL THEIR ENJOLTAIRE BROMANCE-NESS PLAYING FIRMIN AND ANDRÉ AND LIKE SKELETON SPANDEX!RAMIN AND ALL THE BACKSTAGE MADNESS AND SIERRA BEING NATURALLY GINGER AND HAVING RAMIN AND HADLEY SUCK UP TO HER AND BECAUSE THE THREE OF THEM ARE THIS GOLDEN TRIO OF MUSICAL THEATRE THE CHEMISTRY WOULD BE SO PERFECT SO YEAH THAT’S WHAT I WANT.

[marvelscas]

husband see husband do

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[theyellowbrickroad]

[scenicroutes]

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

[ambivalent-peaks-deactivated202]

This explains so much about my life

[submissivefeminist]

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

[nekoise]

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

[00oo00oo0o0oo00ooo0-deactivated]

That was perfect * claps*

[parksandrec-is-superb]

Parks and Rec Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Leslie: Every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

Ben: I’ve been nervous for 35 years.

April: Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.

Andy: Ah… numbers. The letters of math.

Ron: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.

Ann: Brush your teeth. Now, Boom! Orange Juice! That’s life.

Chris: I try to stay a little optimistic… Even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Donna: Aw, I love how you just wear anything.

Tom: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

Jerry: My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Jean-Ralphio: 2029? That’s not a real year. By 2029, I’ll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I’m not gonna be writing you a paper check.

Craig: No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Orin: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

Perd: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Joan: Everyone get outta my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

[hashtagparksandrec]

moodboard

[jonbutter]

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

[eriks-stale-breadstick-deactiva]

The Phantom of the Opera starring

Tommy Wiseau as the Phantom

[villaincousland]

Reblog if Lisa is tearing you apart