[s0litair3]

i’m weird as fuck about the seattle mariners infield and that’s okay

[thomastair]

my infield ❤️

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[s0litair3]

if colt emerson was a girl she would be the prettiest girl in the whole world 🤍

[s0litair3]

and she would have such horrible mommy issues. because i want her to

[s0litair3]

if colt emerson was a girl she would be the prettiest girl in the whole world 🤍

[mbrosia]

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[s0litair3]

jp crawfords noble quest to make colt emerson develop mommy issues at the age of twenty

[s0litair3]

my life is falling apart but at least cole young and colt emerson are touching on each other

[s0litair3]

[pointnclick]

what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

I think that waould be fucked up

[pointnclick]

does dying intertwined with another through hate bring the same peace as doing it because of love. waht the deer doing

[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[s0litair3]

sometimes all you can do is imagine colt emerson having really bad sex. like that’s literally all you can do

[s0litair3]

everything is about colt emerson except for colt emerson which is about my humiliationship