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[s0nido]

My new phone finally came in the mail 😻 #lgg3 #byeiphone #tech

[s0nido]

My mum got me this pillow case. Now I can think about hypertension and thrombi while I sleep.

[beben-eleben]

[thelegendofcorey]

Women are magnificent

[nicolscage-deactivated20160704]

Omg. This is so good

[kqui]

Perfection

[lethalityrush]

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes girl: *looks up* guy:

[duragdaddy]

[nourrice]

i think thats enough

[asphodelsia-deactivated20230424]

popular titles from nintendo in 2014. happy new year!

[vinesnow]

[fanufactured]

Delete this

[memoirsofagaygasp]

Everytime you see it there’s a new person to watch

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[julshii]

\

and the awkward stupidity continues

[julshii]

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

bored with airplanes

[outcastedalchemist-archive-blog]

i want more

[esmeblaise]

Every time I see this there is a cute different story

[oneeyedtransman]

people are so talented it makes my heart weep

[firstknivesclub]

[bubonickitten]

i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re trying to drive and go to work and stuff but they don’t understand what’s happening

[bubonickitten]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[dunebat]

Wow.

[mojosodope178-deactivated201504]

this got out of hand very fast

[parasailin-deactivated20160307]

sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight

[boldore]

I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK

[stability]

I blew my ex's dad 💃💃

Oh. My. God. message me things youre proud of yourself for from 2014

[brownies4myybrownie]

Oh… Because I thought…… 👀

[feminismshmeminism]

Hey you;

Nice crop job there, asshole.

You literally took something that was meant to convey “There’s an Annie in every little girl, any of you can follow your dreams” and turned into a race issue.

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[lejacquelope]

That is one nasty and deceptive crop job the OP did. Not cool.

[nosebacon]

Tumblr

[maleinstructor]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

[baeblade-future]

"And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian."