Meh.

I am much too old for this, but I'm here anyway. I like bad puns, the Oxford comma, and Tony Stark.

[nakurumok]

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AA Stony are married. Don’t think you can convince me otherwise :D

(Remarks: There is a pose reference for the non-Chibi)

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[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

I’m sorry but...ur telling me there’s actually people aged 30+ on here reading fanfic ... with whole families ..

I assume this is sarcasm lol

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Got bad news for them about the ages of who is writing the books and scripts and filming the movies and tv shows they like … 

[naryrising]

Got real bad news for them about the age of the people who run AO3.  

[rabidchild67]

Got further bad news about the age of many of the popular writers in most fandoms.

[cluegrrl]

Someone’s gonna be horrified we hen they find out how old the actors playing their faves are…

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

So this post circled back around and I wanna clarify my snarky comment at the start. I was purposefully pointing at the creators of tv shows and movies and books, not fans in fandom, for a reason. Most of those influential figures are white men in their 40s, 50s, 60s, even 70s. For long established book series, i.e. Tolkien or Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, they’re long dead. 

It really troubles me that there’s this rise in teens targeting older fans (hell most aren’t even old, I would not call someone in their 30s old) while blissfully consuming media created by men twice the age of those fans they’re saying should go do their taxes or take care of babies or whatever. 

Why are older men allowed to create, shape franchises, set ongoing stories for decades … and older women (let’s be real this stuff is almost always lobbed at an older woman for daring to have a hobby and friends) are expected to fade into the background and never speak up about their interests, or indeed have interests, ever again?

What is happening to these kids? I see teenage girls insisting that any woman over 30 is a hag, a creep, pathetic, and should no longer speak to friends online or go to conventions or enjoy stories or create crafts or write for fun. That’s what they think of their futures? That past a certain age they aren’t allowed to have friends, hobbies, interests, spend money on things for their own enjoyment, do things for fun rather than profit? 

That’s bleak as hell. 

[scifigrl47]

So, hey. Want to know why i don't bother writing anymore?

It's cause of nonsense like this:

If you ever go to click on my profile, and it's blank, know that this is the reason why.

If 9 years of fic disappears, know that I made a choice between dealing with a fandom that is, quite often, openly hostile, and I made the choice to protect myself.

I will not give myself more issues over fanfic. It isn't worth it.

It isn't worth it.

[s2ma]

I swear to god if you ungrateful, shitty twits bully Sci out of fandom, I am going 100% rabid wombat.

What the fuck is this shit? Also, am I reading that last bit right? Is this absolute piece of human trash planning to rewrite this? Or is that a demand to the author again? Because both are complete and utter bullshit.

Oh, and lovely use of slurs there. I love it when you explicitly read gay fanfic and then use derogatory language about gay people. 

[smthgavengersassemble]

[amethystkrystal]

That’s it, that’s his character

[captn-sara-holmes]

Steve hold my beer Rogers

[pineapplebread]

Power couple

[intosnarkness]

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

[intosnarkness]

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

[intosnarkness]

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."

[rannulfr]

"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."

[mintmintdoodles]

I feel like I'm ok enough to draw again 😇

[mintmintdoodles]

You were probably expecting something grand but this is what my brain thinks would be a good thing to draw:

[xollii]

I love north american river otters, they're always looking and seeing too.

[xollii]

Pictured: observing

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Okay this kinda fucks

[copperbadge]

This entirely fucks and also Banjo there has some impressive breath control, given he had to basically speed up and string together a lot of what in the original was spaced out to give the lead singer time to, you know, inhale. 

[betheflame]

Can you not reblog st*cky?

Nope! They’re one of my ships, too - I write fic for them and everything. Says I’m a multishipper right in my bio, after all.

I’m sure there are spaces that are exclusive to your ship and I hope you find them easily.

[s2ma]

The beauty of tumblr is that you curate your own experience. Stop expecting people to edit their blogs to suit your taste and take responsibility for your own feed.

PS: a lot of us Stony lovers also love Stucky.

[valtsv]

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

[valtsv]

october 2019. i really had no fucking idea what was coming huh.

[festiveferret]

FERRET’S BDAY BINGO

FRIENDS!!! 

This is that time of year when I post my bday prompts party opener and we roll in prompts for seven days leading up to my birthday. BUT this year was kind of crazy (lol) and I didn’t do anywhere near as many of last year’s as I’d like PLUS I still have some from the first year.

So this year I’m doing things a little differently. I still love making things for you guys for my bday party, so we’re taking a little inspo from @thewaythatwerust​ and we’re doing FERRET’S BDAY BINGO!!!!

From today until the end of August 7th, you can send me a bingo square prompt. It can be anything: a trope, a kink, a character, an AU, an image. I will trim out ones that I don’t feel comfortable with, put the rest in an random number generator and pull out 24 to fill my lovely card here:

If there are too many good ones to choose from, I’ll make a second card ;) Keep in mind that bingo prompts are usually short and sweet. If it’s more than a couple of words, it won’t fit!

Send me your prompts AS AN ASK so I don’t lose them. You can send more than one, but be considerate. If I get a ton from one person, I may pick only a few to throw in the draw. If you want to be tagged in the final product, be sure to be off anon, but anons are on as well.

If I can match a square with one of my outstanding prompts from the last two bday parties, I’ll do that and tag you both! 

Submissions are open from now until August 7th, and then it’s my birthday on the 8th! Thanks guys and happy birthday to meeee!!!

[em-dibujsb-deactivated20200929]

happy pride❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[babyanimalgifs]

Little Otter with his toy stuffy to go 

(via)

[everythingfox]

[thehollowprince]

[bella-monoxide]

Please share this video. Thank you.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it