PART-TIME FAGGOT

river - he/him - sXe - MDNI (i mean it) i make music for the $0.02 royalties

[invocationtothemuse]

[morticiaadm]

[actualrat]

nick n kellin

[myfootyrthroat]

At this point, if someone is like "I'm just a filthy, dirty, greasy, slimy, gritty, backwoods socialist punk" I'm immediately wondering what bank their parents are VPs at.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

[silent-stories]

x

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

i feel like courage the cowardly dog

[webginz]

[fibul]

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[theaterard]

1998 internet porn was just getting legit and here comes picky ass gerard like omg

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[mrslumi]

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

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