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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
However you think this story will end is wrong
dark tower secret ending
umbrella handles be like. J
5000 notes. i am like a god to you heathens.
Bears are so fucked up because they weigh more than a Chevy suburban but they can move silently, climb trees, swim, run at like 100 miles an hour, and they're bulletproof. Shoulda domesticated bears instead of horses
if im being honest im just having some sips of my water
And among us memes, I know just enough about that shit to recognize a joke the giveaway is that it seems like nonsense but somehow everyone else gets it
my dashboard is all ads and the only 3 blogs I follow who still post 15 year old me always used to wonder what would happen here when I got old
this is so funny i
"Cyrofreeze me until march 2020" is the saddest and funniest twitter username, I am so sorry for them
it’s like i always say: fuck
Wow.. she has such a way with worms…
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
Because everyone is in lockdown, the wild mountain goats have taken over a town in North Wales.
Just saw a b99 spoiler I’m out