saberteeth

[broken-academia]

i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it

[broken-academia]

— A Grief Observed: part i-ii, C.S. Lewis x

[blueskittlesart]

cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

[aliascanthrope]

i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other

[the-punforgiven]

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

[the-punforgiven]

Glossary of Terms:

Brayette

Chausses

Voider

[superbonusround]

Spyro: Year of the Dragon → Bianca Strikes Back

“Why have I been training you all these years? Use some magic!”

[onlytiktoks]

[crowandtalbot]

Ok but the lighter parts of the statues in the tactile room where blind people touch them the most often, that's where they made the art better

[mauricetheblurst]

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

[sunlian]

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

[momo-de-avis]

It’s that time of the year again

[pinky4daddy]

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm [phone] WhatsApp

[momo-de-avis]

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

[waspcup]

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

[waspcup]

[limerentlink]

@gofindyourselforwhatever​

[iamoutofideas]

has anyone ever had sex before

[sexhaver]

no

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Get a random les to do your makeup by 贺呵呵

[milfsmackdown]

life’s worth living

[whitegirlsaintshit]

thank u goku

[sosuperawesome]

Crochet Flower Patterns // Tanitka Lace

[skipppppy]

The “Mr Mime is Ash’s dad” theory mildly irks me NOT because I don’t like it or whatever but bc the canon reason Mimey is there is just SO MUCH FUNNER. For plot related reasons Ash dresses up as a Mr Mime in a circus just outside Pallet town but gets kidnapped by Team Rocket. Brock and Misty are like “oh they’ll let him go once they realise he’s not a Pokemon, we should tell Delia that he’s gonna show up at her house in a Mr Mime costume so she isn’t freaked out” but then an ACTUAL Mr Mime shows up at her house before he does and because Delia is as faceblind as her son she mistakes it for him. And this Mr Mime is like “oh I like it here” and starts helping out around the house doing chores in exchange for food. And then when Ash DOES get home he’s like “mom why is there a Mr Mime here” and she goes “oops! Well he helps more around the house than you so I’m keeping him” and does. Mimey is not Ash’s dad. Mimey is his step-brother and canonically the favourite child

[insomniac-arrest]

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

[insomniac-arrest]