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me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??

it’s exactly as likely as you think

theroseandthebeast

#must a story be “published” #is it not enough for it to be mentally rehearsed with minor variations while falling asleep (galwednesday)

valtsv

being gay is just like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is

cipheramnesia

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

fwips

my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘

rizzlewrites

I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.

webscene-remade

filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

mylittleredgirl

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

mamawerecat

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net

susiephone

no, nonono… LIVEJOURNAL.

sabishikute-kuraiyoru

y’all mean WATTPAD...

i have a surprisingly large number of followers on this acct in theory given my actual content but about 80% of them are now deactivated pornbots lol and the number on my sidebar just never went down

greelin

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

need an apollo to my klavier lol

klavier gavin closet cosplay ((this blazer was actually for edgeworth lol))

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #gyakuten saiban #cosplay #closet cosplay

zagenta

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

holyaura

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

ruletogether

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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

korolevx-deactivated20180128

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

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what does Quil do

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All the time all the time

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise