Sableye Offical!

master of chaos, being creepy, and eating rocks!🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥asks are welcome! Always, always up pondering my Orb and planning mischief 👻/ 19, ENTP, any pronouns!!!!!!

[sableye-offical]

i am not the sunshine...I am not the moon at night...well who else could I beee....when I can't hardly seeeeee....

[mischievous-archeologist]

Your bones will outlive you

[sableye-offical]

I'm gonna kill parking blocks/tire stops don't worry guys

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[daysleftofsecondterm]

hope for february to be good on 1,085 days left

[sableye-offical]

February will be good February will be good February will be good February will be good-

[sableye-offical]

do you believe in aliens? elaborate and tell me all your funky theories because I heckin LOVE ufology EEHEEHEH this is your chance to INFODUMP!!!

[sableye-offical]

founda mushroooom

OOOOH HECK YEAH! it looks wonderful! Where did you get it?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold

[radioactive-gem]

This feels like passing by an important relic in a museum

[sableye-offical]

me when I'm on psilocybin

[rain-offical]

gng what do we do if one's crush is already taken?

[sableye-offical]

yandere

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

*sniffs you*

Hrmmmm…..

Yepppp stinky

[sableye-offical]

gumbo says hiiii and wants to share a shiny with you

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU!! what a lovely shade of purple! And the way it catches the light!! 🔥

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[sableye-offical]

do you think the dinosaur Gallimimus likes the element Gallium?

[sableye-offical]

High Definition Unfocused Artistry--80 Different Methods To The Madness And Reminders Of Who I Outta Be!!

[white-boy-offical]

GO WHITE BOY GO!!!

I’m going!!!! I’m going!!!! Are you proud of me!!!!! Yay!!!!!!

[sableye-offical]

TAG GAME!

If you could do any science experiment, ignoring issues with ethics (like assume it's all fine to do/there's an ethical way to pull it off), what would you want to study?

Tag as many people as you want to join in!

I personally really want to figure out how to reanimate the dead!

@neutral-offical @wizards-offical @not-offical-offical @ditto-offical @offical-wikipedia @fluorine-offical @carbon-offical @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @uranium-offical @thallium-offical @neon-offical @radium-official @mercury-offical @lysandre-offical @ghetsis-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @depression-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @evil-neutral-offical @horror-movie-offical @sm64mario @rotom-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @radioactive-gem

I just thought of a bunch of random people sorry if I didn't tag you, anyone is free to join :)

[ditto-offical]

figure out how the DNA works for my species :)

ooc answer: I would love to study the psychology of torture and the limits of what the human psyche can take but. You know, ethics and stuff

@aluminum-offical uhhh idk who else to tag

[aluminum-offical]

thanks for the tag!!!!! I'd love to figure out what is happening with the other elements (genuinely have no clue) ooc: how being exposed to an unhealthy habit by a parental figure during early childhood changes the possibility to continue that habit later in life

@horror-movie-offical @ninovium-offical @mars-offical @periodic-table-official @bread-offical + open tags :>

[periodic-table-official]

That one post where it’s giving pro athletes every performance-enhancing drug possible like “fuck it let’s see how high a human can really jump”

@indium-offical @radium-official @thallium-offical @antimony-offical @neodymium-offical

@neon-offical

[antimony-offical]

I would personally like to figure out how to stabilise my hypothetical molecular allotrope analogous to yellow arsenic or white phosphorus...

@technetium-offical @phosphorus-offical @arsenic-offical @bismuth-offical @oxygen-officially @titanium-offical

(sorry there's probably a high chance you've already been tagged in this)

[everyday-things-addict]

im going with the first person with the bringing back to life and how i would do it (keep in mind if have no medical degree)

Tw: long-ish

first I'll move the body into a chilled room to prevent further decomposition as best as i can

Then I would work on getting the most important organs working the Brain and heart most likely with electricity for both and lungs with a air pump of some sort

Then secondary stomach + intestines, liver, and atleast one kidney. Most likely transplants for all.

Keeping the patient hooked up for anyway from a few days to a few weeks with consistent supervision until they are healthy enough to go home.

Side notes:

if the patient has any decomposed skin before the treatment then it would be removed or completely amputated if necessary

2. we get informed consent from patient before they die or family member before operating

tags: @asap-azriel @australia-offical @do--not--you-dare @homosexuality-offical @i-am-xp-64 @james-offical @king-of-oreo @lake-gender-fluid @man-offical @metalstarfella @ninovium-offical @no-one-offical @rosedragon28 @sally-offical @stockimage-offical @thedoodlewizard @twincrystals93 @weird-guy-offical @yaoi-offical @yuri-offical

[sableye-offical]

omg you want to reanimate the dead too?????? LET'S GOOOOO

[sableye-offical]

TAG GAME!

If you could do any science experiment, ignoring issues with ethics (like assume it's all fine to do/there's an ethical way to pull it off), what would you want to study?

Tag as many people as you want to join in!

I personally really want to figure out how to reanimate the dead!

@neutral-offical @wizards-offical @not-offical-offical @ditto-offical @offical-wikipedia @fluorine-offical @carbon-offical @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @uranium-offical @thallium-offical @neon-offical @radium-official @mercury-offical @lysandre-offical @ghetsis-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @depression-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @evil-neutral-offical @horror-movie-offical @sm64mario @rotom-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @radioactive-gem

I just thought of a bunch of random people sorry if I didn't tag you, anyone is free to join :)

[sableye-offical]

so what if your bones also got cavities in the way your teeth do?

[un-official-sableye]

too late. already put them in your bones

[sableye-offical]

oh...