[billscciardo]

Josh barking like a dawg 🐶

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[enbyogre]

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

[enbyogre]

[sabresinthetardis]

If I make plans with you that are an hour away and you cancel 20 min before we’re supposed to meet I’m never making plans with you again

[eksadharanbanjaran]

gotta love lemony snicket for the fact that there ain't no clickbait in asoue. he specifies a series of extremely gruelling experiences, so bad they seem metaphorical, at first. Then it happens. Word for word. In the most literal sense. At least bro gave us a trigger warning. We did get shot 57 times yes, but we were warned.

[extr4ordinarymachine]

the sardonic irony and absurdist humor really piqued 10 year old nicole’s interest

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[sabresinthetardis]

Wait this final can be decided by penalty kicks?!

That’s wild

[sabresinthetardis]

Goaltender interference?

[franciscolindors]

shakira to the world cup is what mariah carey is to christmas

[sabresinthetardis]

New York/New Jersey stadium

The stadium is in New Jersey call it what it is 🤣

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[justagirlhockeyfan]

I’m the mascot for the LA Kings. What are you guys?

[sodor-memetime]

[redgerines]

do y'all fuck with my captain and his burger