Declan ◇ he/she ◇ 21 ◇ blog is 18+ ◇ @svtvres xmen blog ◇ crushedvelvetcorpsegrind on ao3 ◇ wolverinearmpit on bluesky ◇ 'jumpscare' is my yapping tag ◇ PLEASE talk to me about headcanons and shit ◇ I appreciate the input Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hash browns Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
Pairing: Logan x Kurt Wagner
Rating: Explicit 18+
Summary: Wolverine and Nightcrawler venture into the wilderness of Ontario so that Logan may make peace with Alpha Flight. They find themselves in eachother's arms more than they anticipated. At summer solstice so far North, the sun looms over them well into the night. So too looms the threat of vulnerability.
A/N: Getting-together fic where Kurt and Logan go camping and snuggle and contemplate morality. Based off of Uncanny X-Men issues #139-140 (1980). They work very well as a standalone story and it’s just two issues so please read them first. I made a PDF with the entire two issues in it. Not gonna post it but message me for the link! Also, this is the very first fic I have ever posted! Reblogs and replies are super appreciated.
i mentioned something to my friend about imagining sabretooth lucid in a suit crashing out to leonard cohen’s death of a ladies man so i drew it lalalalal
