Cats, Science, And Attempted Comedy

I can guarantee that you underestimate my love of knowledge

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

12 years ago today cosmo had an idea

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

well now its 14 years

[cruisinwithjah]

Lowkey afraid to try to have an emotional connection with anyone because whats the point

[suspend]

*doesnt understand a post*

*looks at notes and tries to find comments*

[sabrielhasablog-blog]

Gay Community: Bisexuals will never understand what it truly means to be oppressed!

Bisexuals: *are rejected from the straight community*

Bisexuals: *are rejected by the Lesbian and Gay community*

Bisexuals: *have their sexuality undermined every time they talk about it*

Bisexuals: *are told that their own definitions of their sexuality are wrong*

Bisexuals: *are accused of being cheaters or disloyal*

Bisexuals: *are accused of being inherently transphobic*

Bisexuals: *are told they aren't welcome at Pride if they are in "het" relationships*

Bisexuals: *are asked when they turned gay if they are in "gay" relationships*

Bisexuals: *literally have the same slurs thrown at them and experience the same hatred from straight people as gay people do*

Gay Community: Yep. All of that bisexual privilege.

[sinshine-deactivated20160121]

So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH I’LL VOTE FOR THAT. 

[teal-deer]

I for one welcome our laser unicorn overlord

[chaztheweasel-deactivated202211]

This is easily doing the exact opposite of what it was intended to do and I am just so amused.

[zooeydeschannoying-blog]

[andthatlittleblackdress-deactiv]

I fuckin hate people who are just like negative about the most random pointless shit? like one time I said “guesstimation’ and the person I was talkin to was like “UGH god don’t fucking say that I HATE when ppl say GUESSTIMATION like it’s not a REAL WORD it pisses me off just say ESTIMATION” I was like damn…..jesus…….calm fuckin down……..I’m GUESSTIMATING you need a fuckin mid-day nap you god damn baby

[colin0clock-blog]

I feel like this is an appropriate name for a street in North Glasgow tbh

[theflemface-deactivated20210507]

About 90% of the population 

[ellendegeneres]

[mikedugans]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[swarnpert]

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

[pithia]

One thing is for certain, the more profoundly baffled you have been in your life, the more open your mind becomes to new ideas.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via pithia)

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

im sorry my english isn’t very good

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

english is my first language but im still not good at it

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

they apollo-gize!!

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

[riverbos-deactivated20150620]