a tumblr blog

main account, mostly just reblogs funnies and fire emblem art ffxiv sideblog is @johnnylandslide

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[aroace-space-grace]

me: im so sick of stereotypical, uncreative tropes! give me something new!

any piece of media: they were best friends and their friendship saved the world :D

me, crying: oh my god they were best friends and their friendship saved the world

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[medievaljournalist]

i hope i dont get stealth killed

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[nick-nellson]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[fallingtowers]

just thought you'd like to know that op of that post you just reblogged has a sex kink. yeah ive seen her porn blog and theres like zero inflation or latex or anything normal on there it's all gifs of naked people smushing their bodies together. it's disgusting

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[ammnontet]

the killer

[prokopetz]

When you say "Shakespearean" you mean everybody dies at the end. When I say "Shakespearean" I mean interrupting the lead-in to the climactic scene to burn five solid minutes doing a 4/10 bit where two characters argue about the definition of a word.

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses