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dentist: relax your tongue

me, caressing the shaft of the scraper:

wade watts having a leo stellium is making me go insane

love it when a musical does a reprise of their opening number as a closing song. it tickles me

the amount of gender envy i feel when seeing a man's gay little mustache fills me with rage

pros of only getting the ends of my hair wet in the shower: bouncy pretty waaow :)

cons: It's snowing

who wants to invent bed that feels like warm bath with me

do you fag. have you fagged. will you fag. when will you fag. when will you fag. when will you fag.

i love this song i feel like im being injected with the woke mind virus

"waahhh i can't have girlish whimsy i'm a 26 year old man"

WRONG!! estrogen ray

dreamt i was eating devilled eggs. woke up? no devilled eggs

no one has ever been as lesbian as audrey hepburn in The Children's Hour (1961)

cigarette butts, candy wrappers & recipts being the most common piece of litter i've found is interesting to say the least

im so physically affectionate but the horrors.

reach to hold hands, look over, its my FATHER

you can always tell ur corvids apart because crows are haunted and ravens are friends

"no more NSAIDs!" doctor says, "think of your stomach lining!"

just then, the saloon doors creaked. in walks...

flo from progressive?!

im about to The Joker you 😈😈

i showed you my beans pls respond

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