weird little green freak

18+ blog / minors and miners dni / blocking if no age in bio

[saccharr]

18+ blog minors fuck off - have age in bio to follow - don't mention my main

prince

any/all

23

objectum and polyam

part of a system, one of many hosts

valveplug rb, ramble space (block #tmi if you don't want to hear about my personal bullshit + blatant thirsting over characters), and maybe eventually some art/writing - who knows!

occasional dead dove content (dubcon / noncon / cnc, violence, ect.)

no incest / lolisho / ageplay - these make me extremely uncomfortable and i do not want to engage with them!

will do my best to tag accordingly, lemme know if i miss something or need to tag something specific

posting whenever i feel like it, but i do have a queue (which runs out frequently, oops)

[skopostheorie]

It is true that people in fandom equate top bottom with dom sub and probably mean the latter when they "headcanon" the former but I also think people need to be more open to the idea that D/s doesn't necessarily get indicated from personality either. Like for example a shy person who gets pushed around easily very well might enjoy having a dominant role with a partner they trust. That can even be affirming. Like BECAUSE of this issue you have in your real life to feel like someone will submit to YOU and defer to YOU is special for example. I think the idea that you just play the role that suits your personality in real life is part of why these same people seem to genuinely think being a Dom is like, kind of bad and scary

[kriminalist-xxx]

first time drawing mechpreg cuz why not

[saccharr]

LH needs to be fat as hell so his little partners can grab his belly and back rolls while they rail him. amen.

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating-A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD (18+)

"Offered a first hand look at Merformer mating behaviours, Xenobiologist Dr. Rung documents his informative time researching at the LL Merformer Preserve!" 

Enjoy 6 fully coloured 18+ MTMTE Merformer Pinups, each accompanied by xenobiology notes and Researcher commentary! 

>>ONLY 7.75$ ON ITCH.IO!<<

>>AND ALSO, FOR THE FIRST 2 WEEKS OF JUNE, ALL OF MY OTHER ZINES (except for my charity one) ARE ON SALE FOR 25% OFF, OR FOR ONLY 30$ AS A BUNDLE!! <<

(Still Shadowbanned, Word of Mouth and Reblogs really help out!!)

[glittergluwu]

It is sooooooo bedtime right now but Prowl is so delightfully smalltop. Oooooh he’s teeny tiny top bossing them bigboys around so good

[hambalbeesart]

⚠️ Explicit under the cut

“I wonder what the Autobots will think when they see how much of a slut their tactician is…”

[fatartappreciation]

Once forgotten 1920’s erotic art by an anonymous Czech artist (or so the story goes), this and 32 other stunning watercolors were rediscovered and released in 1974 by an obscure London publishing house under the title “Kugelrunda“… they speak volumes about body positivity as the women featured clearly appear quite comfortable with their bodies and using them to bring pleasure to themselves and their partners.

[fatartappreciation]

A beautiful reblog that was unfortunately blocked for a while by old (but now sensible) Tumblr censors!

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

5: Intimate Locales and Copulation

Mating practices vary widely between species. While most smaller or less armoured mecha prefer to mate in the safety of their caves, larger builds or frames with natural protection (such as poison or electrical currents) often feel safe enough to mate in the open water.

(Full Zine Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

4: Courting Displays and Mate Selection

 Merformers have widely been known to mate across both species and size class, and are known to successfully crossbreed in even the most unlikely of pairings. One constant, however, is that the sire is almost always the smaller of the two mates.

(Full Zine Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

3: Mating Aggression and Mistaken Identity

Though these advances may seem tempting, it is advised not to engage with a merformer’s advances outside of a controlled scientific environment. Teasing a Merformer in heat can result in accident or injury at best, and full blown abduction or maiming at worst.

(Full Zine Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

2: Biological Imperative and Frame Overrides

Genital similarities aside, Merformers lack all concept of societal shame or taboo surrounding their arrays. 

It is theorized that this is due in large part to their inability to disengage their Sexual Interface Arrays during their mating seasons. Whether they are hunting, feeding, basking, socializing, sleeping, or otherwise indisposed, their genitalia are on display and primed for mating.

(Full Zine Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

1: A Note on Conservation

While these creatures are considered exceptionally intelligent, during the mating season, it is noted that rutting males in particular are known to become easily confused or trapped due to their procreation coding. It is important to swiftly set these males loose if they are fished, as they may become aggressive if they feel they or their mates are in danger.

(Full Zine with Uncensored with Research Notes Out on May 31st 2026)

(still shadowbanned, reblogs appreciated <3)

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating-A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD (18+)

"Offered a first hand look at Merformer mating behaviours, Xenobiologist Dr. Rung documents his informative time researching at the LL Merformer Preserve!" 

Enjoy 6 fully coloured 18+ MTMTE Merformer Pinups, each accompanied by xenobiology notes and Researcher commentary! 

>>ONLY 7.75$ ON ITCH.IO!<<

>>AND ALSO, FOR THE FIRST 2 WEEKS OF JUNE, ALL OF MY OTHER ZINES (except for my charity one) ARE ON SALE FOR 25% OFF, OR FOR ONLY 30$ AS A BUNDLE!! <<

(Still Shadowbanned, Word of Mouth and Reblogs really help out!!)

[archie-sunshine]

completed onstream prowl bimbofication commission for @/lunarflare64 on bsky! thanks so much for commissioning!!

[glittergluwu]

Bonecrusher Pussy Indulgence

Bonecrusher loves showboating for his partners. Most notably, he loves flashing his valve at them in public. Fwip-fwip and that's all it took. He'd have a cute, flustered partner and plausible deniability. It was awesome. However, when he gets caught in the act one day, Prowl worries that he's placed his reputation on the line and requests that he stop... to immediate resistance from Bonecrusher. Prowl then initiates an effort to dissuade further flashing through punishment. The rest of their partners are all too happy to join in. Or: I needed me some Bonecrusher pussy content and now I've written 26k of it, lmao.

ConstructiProwl (emphasis Bonecrusher), 16k, rated E, chapter 1 of 2.

Tags below the cut!

Relationships:

Constructicons/Prowl (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Hook/Long Haul/Mixmaster/Prowl/Scavenger/Scrapper (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Prowl (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Long Haul (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Scavenger (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Scrapper (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Mixmaster (Transformers)

Bonecrusher/Hook (Transformers)

Characters:

Bonecrusher (Transformers)

Prowl (Transformers)

Long Haul (Transformers)

Scavenger (Transformers)

Scrapper (Transformers)

Mixmaster (Transformers)

Hook (Transformers)

Minor Characters

Additional Tags:

Exhibitionism

brat taming

Additional Warnings In Author's Note

Mildly Dubious Consent

Slut Shaming

Switching

Everybody's vers

Post-War

Rebuilding

Continuity Soup (Transformers)

Porn With Plot

Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)

Valve Play (Transformers)

Size Difference

Valve Oral (Transformers)

Sexual Frustration

Mixmaster Has Tourette's

Scissoring

Vomiting

Spike Oral (Transformers)

[archie-sunshine]

being haunted by prowls boobs......

u n me both brotha...