arsonist

im just getting started let me offend the devils got nothing on me, my friend all i want is to be left alone tact from me is like blood from a stone

[sbahjbot]

well? time to put the HOT DATE back in the BONE BULGE. stay tuned for the twist!

[thewinedarksea]

modern horsemen | war

“chill, it’s only chaos.”

[lumnch-deactivated20170414]

[mesopelagic]

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

[stolenfeathers-deactivated20200]

deux is calling me out for my kinks on main and honestly i didnt come here for this kind of fucking negativity

[sacrowlege]

cry me a river

[moami]

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[sacrowlege]

haldidnotsolvepi:

I’m assuming this means you’re not interested in seeing designs for a skeleton marionette then?

ive never wanted to see anything less and thats coming from a guy who has watched an elderly homeless man ass chug listerine

[sacrowlege]

haldidnotsolvepi:

Make it the head of a puppet.

[sacrowlege]

gulesgardener replied to your post

why have a skull if you cant wear it

i can barely keep my own skull on much less one on a string

[sacrowlege]

dave gave me a chicken skull yesterday and ive already christened it into irony with the full yorick speech but now im not so sure what to actually do with it i thought about eating it but im pretty sure the express purpose of giving me both the skull and free reign access to all available snacks was not to confuse the two so thats out of the question for now but i dont want to set it down on a shelf and never fuck with it again either and i cant make jewelry out of it like everyone on etsy with a spare skull or two is wont to do because my job manhandles me too much to keep it from breaking or getting lost in the process sos

[sacrowlege]

all i ever did in school was sleep and scream and until i got dip dyed by the devil and stopped showing up entirely i wonder if theres a way i can get my money back for all those fucking mandatory school supply list hauls

[sobeitjayt]

When the teacher dim the lights and put a educational movie onb for the class to watch

[3xevolsinnej]

LEARN SOMETHING

[sobeitjayt]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

[the-last-snow-elf]

[beckyhop]

This is probably the closest any Chick tract has come to making me laugh intentionally.

[traceexcalibur]

apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night

let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic

[bearhalo]

Sext:

[lokiofnone]

Anyone with shapeshifting power is automatically a furry. I’m not sorry, and I do make the rules.