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[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[captainhaterade]

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

(@thepacificpals on insta)

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[notahorseindisguise]

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[dogpuppy]

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[knitmeapony]

[ Video description: @ez Band, dressed in black outfits with cool embroidery, plaid, and cowboy hats, plays a Norteño cover of The Black Parade. The lyrics are partially translated into Spanish:

When I was a young boy / my father took me into the city / to see a Norteño band

Dijo, mijo cuando crezcas / serás el salvador delos malditos / eso y más puedes ser

Dijo, los vencerás a los demonios / y los que no creían / los planes que tienen

Because one day I'll leave you / a phantom to lead you in the summer / to join the black parade

Seguiremos, seguiremos / y aunque tú ya no estés conmigo / tu memoria will carry on

We'll carry on / and in my heart I can't contain it / the anthem won't explain it

A world that sends you reeling....]

[gothiccharmschool]

If I don't ever reblog this, someone please come check to see if I'm stuck in my coffin.

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[loveridden1999]